nagisa is the only boyfriend i need™

"I like Nagisa, they're both so cute tbh. If you don't like anime we can't be friends bye. I'm feeling so horny...why do I have to attend family gathering tbh. Pepe minion ball z though"

[avatarskorra]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

[tonraq]

[ynada]

hmm mixed feelings about things lmao

[aliciarose-art]

Thanks to Gravitation for introducing me to gay people at the ripe age of 10

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[pokemon]

[theshape0fpunktocome]

Not the official Pokemon account stealing old tumblr posts

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[themadmanandhisbox]

DHL be like: you’ve got a package in Japan going to the US? *snorts line of Adderall* Itll be there in 3 days. And then it is.

[apas-95]

remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis

[apas-95]

people admitting to coming fast in my notes

[nyanguardparty]

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[scienceshenanigans]

[sm64mario]

we're putting all the wii u's on one plane and sending it directly into the ocean

[sm64mario]

even yours

[tiredlylaughing]

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

[beepost-generator]

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

[romanceyourdemons]

arts and crafts are killing me. badly

[romanceyourdemons]

update i’m so powerful i could fuck god if i wanted

[hms-no-fun]

this is the experience of being an artist in a nutshell. at all times you are at one of these two poles and you never remember the other exists until it's too late

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[twizzlersandvanillacoke]

[iamthecutestofborg]

This puts her at like 8 feet tall

[yoyo0109]

이런거 좋아..

[sukekakuillustration]

[tonyfinale]

shit dude

[immortal-cataclysm]

been playing peak recently

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[moth-unit-00]

When you're like 5 and your parents tell you to quit being shy and say hello to your extended family