Yneko

A dumbass high schooler saying random shit on his mind

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I'm not sure why but I decided to get back on this godforsaken website and now I'm cursed to look at my own cringe

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One second you're cuddling with your cat, the next second the claws come out and you're cuddling nothing and your face is torn up.

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As a person with glasses I am immensely jealous of people who can get up and just see

They don't need to put on glasses

Lucky bastards

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I walked into tutoring and saw a guy cleaning up a brown liquid off of the floor with a paper towel and saw a coca cola, so I connected the dots, but still asked what happened. The dude looked me straight in the eye and went "I squirted......well the bottle did"

I legit thought "excuse me what the fuck"

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Tbh I don't understand why asmr is so weird to some people, I mean sure it's a bit weird to watch someone whisper into your ears but its calming so let me enjoy my videos

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One thing I did that I hate is that when a representative came to my middle school for the high school I go to now showed up everything went fine until they started asking questions. I asked about the restrictions on the school computers because to be honest I just wanted to play games but everyone thought I was talking about porn so my friends teased me about it for a little while.

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Ok but seriously tho

A quiet still library while listening to music and reading a good book

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Unpopular opinion: The "classic" To kill a mockingbird sucks actual ass

It's only a classic because it's old

Other than that it is utter ass

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Honestly the funniest fucking thing is saying really anime girl type of things in a deep voice just like

In a really deep manly voice "Senpai"

That would be both terrifying and hilarious

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I don't get why Nightcore get's hated on so much

like damn let me enjoy mah gah damn music

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source: Julian Callos on Twitter

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My friend likes to keep bringing up the fact that part of the doom sound track is synthesized lawnmowers

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Hear me out

Rainbow cats

cats but their fur is rainbow

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My pronouns are Dumb/Ass

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A while ago I was talking to friends and accidentally referred christians as "Jesus Stans"

And all my friends looked at me in confusion

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If anyone thinks I'm a clown they're wrong

I am not a clown

I am the whole fucking circus

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My brain is the dvd screen saver bouncing around in my head

All the while the mii channel theme is playing