⚓ Captain Jack Sparrow
🌊 “Bring me that horizon.”
🏴☠️ The Captain's Log
Identity: Just a humble pirate searching for his beloved ship.
Pronouns: He/Him
System Role: Peace Keeper
Status: Currently negotiating with a jar of dirt.
🌟Treasures & Curses
Likes: The Black Pearl, wedding cake, and rum.
Dislikes: Nooses, the East India Trading Company, being proper, and empty bottles
📜 Rules of Engagement (Boundaries)
Asks: Open for casual chatter, inquiries about the Pearl, or witty banter.
Touch: Highly boundaries-dependent. I never wished to be physically touched.
Triggers: Mention of hanging, executions, cs@m, self h@rm, cheating, animal cruelty, or being trapped in small spaces (use tags).
🧭 Navigating the Sea (Media & Fiction)
Canon: Highly canon-divergent. I remember things a bit differently than the films.
Shitposts: Expect high amounts of pirate-themed nonsense and rum tracking.
Serious: Kept to a minimum unless the crew needs a proper talking to.
🦜 The Crew (Sources & Links)
Source: Pirates of the Caribbean (Media-heavy/Canon-divergent).
Main Blog: @prettylittle-incubus
Guide: #Sparrowrants for Jack talks, #yo-ho for system updates
🗺️ Charted Waters (Interactions)
Follows: I follow back from my main blog, mostly other systems or hyperfixation blogs.
Venting: Keep it out of my asks, mate. I am not equipped for heavy emotional labor.
⚔️ Keep Clear (DNI)
Standard criteria (bigots, sysmeds, map/pedos).
Followers of Cutler Beckett or fish-faced crewmen of the Dutchman.
