Niche Guides to Alternative Lives

Niche guides for all flavors of life. Prompt suggestions welcome ~25y, they/she, lover of all~

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Things to Know Before your First Bacanal

Anyone’s first Bacanal is an exciting inundation of brand new feeling and experience! but here are some tips so you don’t get swallowed by the enormity of it all~

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How to Infiltrate a Royal Palace

Espionage and desception seem to be the best approach when nobility has had a monopoly on violence for so long.

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How to Impress a Pyromaniac

She’s cute and she carries a box of matches everywhere she goes🔥 She had particular tastes, so prepare to cater to them or get burned trying

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Duties of the Village Problem

It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it 🫡

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How to Distract Yourself from your Quest for Purpose

looking for purpose is hard! harder than you realized… maybe give it a break, just for a bit~

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Do you think you could make a guide on what to expect from things you inherit from your grandmother?

What to Expect to Inherit from your Grandmother

it’s good to know what you’re getting youself into. you wil recive both gifts and curses. she’s had to carry them too long, but now it’s your turn. expect to take on this sacred burden and make arrangements accordingly

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How to Worship your Local Matcha Girl

dont let Her Holiness become wrathful, her eldrich powers will detroy us all if you dont take the steps to honor her divinity

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How To: Preserve Eternal Innocence

Surrender all agency, make yourself vulnerable! Your best fate is getting slaughtered at the alter like a sacrificial lamb

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First Date Ideas

Skip the coffee date! Entice the next hottie you meet with a brand new experience✨

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What to Keep in your Vintage Car’s Glove Box

Lucky for you, a lot of these came with the car when you bought it from that russian lady in the fur coat!

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Thing You Find “Out West”

There is so much to explore and it’s all for you to take

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Where to Confess your Sins

If you’ve grown resentful of your church but you still need to atone, here are a few places that can step in as your personal confessional

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What to Bring to a Hedonist’s Funeral

dont be *that* guy! know your decorum when honoring the passing of a legend who dedicated their life to the pursuit of pleasure

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Accessories to Wear While Rotting

A girly girl’s guide to styling your look for your final resting place!

You’ve thought about your fit, but have you cosidered leveling it up with these timeless accessories?

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How to Check if You Have A Skull

It’s a questions worth asking Semi-Annualy. Here are some ways you can check!

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Souvenirs to Bring Back from Vacation

No better way to remeber this milestone in your life than to bring back a few pieces of memorabilia✨

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Tokens to Offer the Bog Witch

You’re in a bind and need ancient, powerful magic to aid you.

Sure, you can default to a sacrificial lamb, or a prescious childhood memory to exchange for a magical favor,

But maybe try some these tokens next time you call on the occult for a boon! Your local bog witch will thank you for the change of pace~