Yo Das Me

I climb rocks.

[yodasme]

A quick candid for the fans. #healthy #family #hikingpaysoff (at Millburn, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxwiNEAf6x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fz0ezcslwd7p

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[robertdeniro]

how exactly do you get into the feet pic selling business 

[acidhues]

put your best foot forward

[gyaradont]

A good first step is selling your sole

[robertdeniro]

None of you are funny I just want foot money

[frawgs]

stanced up

[yourheroserene]

Got ‘em

[yodasme]

We start cool we stay cool. Good luck this school year yung sis

[breadonearth]

[l-amouur]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[kimreesesdaughter]

As an aspiring TV writer, please let me tell you about how this making it to air is pure gold.

[kateordie]

Confirmed, you only get these jokes after 5 seasons and a lot of pull

[demolishedd]

Eye contact while you’re inside her.

[tittysprainkles-deactivated2018]

A mood.

[plaid-flannel]

Seen in the window at Gulf of Maine Books in Brunswick, Maine. Photo: Bill Roorbach

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[cosmoscenti]

king of the hill is on but all the colors are inverted. i think im in a creepypasta.

[cosmoscenti]

ok it’s just on cartoon network too? and my friends who are online aren’t seeing it. this is just happening in my location.

[cosmoscenti]

[cosmoscenti]

[cosmoscenti]

i think im going to die tonight

[cosmoscenti]

it’s over. it’s finally over.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Brockhampton viral marketing campaign

[memewhore]

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on