Adventures Of A Twenty Something

I'm not trying to write a book on life. Here are just some notes along the way. I have a Twitter for more condensed notes and a plethora of retweets.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I'm on a diet and someone suggests ordering pizza

[yodel-leahy]

emilylatka

[elcomfortador]

This is may be my all-time favorite SNL sketch, yet a lot of people seem to have not seen it. I like it so much I uploaded my own high-quality clip to post on my blog. Maybe it’s for the best that Wiig never tried to revisit it. It’s kind of perfect as is.

[theclassyissue]

[areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii-d]

I got a new sweater btw.

[yodel-leahy]

I NEED IT.

[caragh]

When I have a daughter I will sit her down and tell her that her whole life will have one constant: from birth to death, you will sit and watch the various boys you meet play video games.

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

[mermecha]

i take it all back this is the only news we need about justin bieber

[suzeart]

But I came so close this time

[areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii-d]

Oops, someone had a snaccident.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone asks me what I want to do with the rest of my life

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[yodel-leahy]

I could watch this over and over.

[feelmoss]

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

[selawa-blog]

Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.

My mother (via selawa)

[areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii-d]

My New Year’s Resolution was to be more discerning and discriminatory about the weiners I allow into my body but I really fucked that one up last night, didn’t I?

[edating]

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

[durianseeds]

It’s tough to get out of bed; I know that myself. You can lie there for an hour and a half without thinking anything, just worrying about what the day holds and knowing that you won’t be able to deal with it.

Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via durianquotes)

[flyingvirgin-deactivated2016071]

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

[mrdisneyparks]

[unwinona]

I am totally on board with this trend.  YOU GO HAN SOLOS