Why Do I Even Bother

probably eating 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[elodieunderglass]

ooh this is a good three sentences

[thewickedavatar]

wish i could go outside without putting shoes on 

[institute-for-thermal-research]

you can

[thewickedavatar]

my feet sensitive : \ it’s cold : \

[institute-for-thermal-research]

socks

[thewickedavatar]

socks get dirty : (

[turtlefarm]

Put on shoes then

[thewickedavatar]

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[babyanimalgifs]

[sweetcribs]

Art makes every room cooler.

[pukicho]

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no

[pukicho]

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

[muppetmagic]

god can’t hear you.

[teesadutta]

10.10.16

[republicanidiots]

Lets take a moment to appreciate the straight up disgusting piece of filth that is Rudy Giuliani.  

[bartmobile]

things we know about john mulaney based on his comedy specials

-may have killed princess diana

-once drank perfume

-has never been killed by hitmen

-thought he had shit into a doctor’s hand

-“and also with you!”

-pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 to trick his dog

-has a penis (allegedly, according to a baby)

-sometimes he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD

-has responsibilities (all these fuckin’ markers)

-told Bill Clinton that he can do whatever he wants forever

-went to college for the whole time

-doesn’t care for these new nazis

[nerdjpg]

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

[beyknowles]

SUCK ON MY BALLS!

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018) dir. Alex Timbers

[uchanda]

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[psychicpinenut]

listen I will sell my soul to Andy Samberg just to see John Mulaney guest star in Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

[sarahcamerons]

endless gifs of john mulaney ★ [5/?]