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THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

Facebook status: Boofing purina cat food

I say this as a staunch advertisement abolitionist, but sponsored content in social media is absurdly funny, but only when it misses and fails. Maybe the advertisers do this to draw in eyes anyway, but fuck do I laugh my ass off at:

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@skill_bex19 06/25/26

What a Season finale!

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@roncen_tololo 06/25/26

Did anyone catch this callback?

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@the-home-depot-official 06/25/26

Build your dream deck!

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@sludgeholesipper 06/25/26

Huge shoutout to the writers!

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Surely this deeply embedded advertisement, almost sensual in its subtlety will get me to buy a tractor.

I say this as a staunch advertisement abolitionist, but sponsored content in social media is absurdly funny, but only when it misses and fails. Maybe the advertisers do this to draw in eyes anyway, but fuck do I laugh my ass off at:

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@skill_bex19 06/25/26

What a Season finale!

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@roncen_tololo 06/25/26

Did anyone catch this callback?

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@the-home-depot-official 06/25/26

Build your dream deck!

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@sludgeholesipper 06/25/26

Huge shoutout to the writers!

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I rode into town on a horse with no name

Everything covered in grai n

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It’s crumplicaped

Yes o👍 or non👿

Cursed amulet is just whimsified cigarette

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Is the Kübbler-Ross model for grief something to be taken strictly sequentially or does everyone else also play Bop-It with the different stages as time goes on

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*GHERRK* *AUG* Anger! *KSCGHH* *KLAPP* Bargaining! *SLIDE WHISTLE*

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Bell Telephone Labs “Music From Mathematics” (1960) This is a piece of computer music history, with early examples of music generated by and performed on computers 50 years ago

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5 Ways My Body is a Product to be Managed by my Superiors

Dude, I just got reverse-fired. They handed me a box full of office supplies and a plant I don’t recognize and when I asked them what I’m supposed to do with it, my ¿boss? put me in a “vision tunnel”

Liquifying the innards of a grape within its exoskeleton and sucking it dry

#girl diner

Ate this sandwich And it delt me 2 sanity tokens. I don’t even know how to remove them. I’m going to watch two seagulls fight it out and see if that helps

One time for Halloween I dressed up as an All-in-One enterprise management platform for your business and everyone threw up

I forgot I had a dentist appointment because every sound has been replaced by the grinding of stone