Pizza Makin' Art Kid

• 18 • "Artist" 🎨•🏳️‍🌈•PNW 🌲"Wanna

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[theocseason4]

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

[drarry-imagines]

Is this Draco Malfoy?

[silverskings]

We found Draco.

[theocseason4]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[jaoxn]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[ivsaur]

[gothcostco]

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

[gothcostco]

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

[creativityflows]

A cat

[gothcostco]

a cat.

[facceass]

[scooplery]

ominous bumper sticker in my neighborhood

[salty-inc]

[alexander]

Benjamin Franklin when the kite got struck by lightning

[surra-de-bunda]

If you’re my man, you’re my baby. Lay on these tiddies and stfu.

[wrandino]

I wanna be suffocated with this energy

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[ellactra-deactivated20200722]

This is the best text I’ve ever gotten.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[catinued-deactivated20190902]

Me as counselor: im sensing that shit hurted for you

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]