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BUCKYāS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
PRETTY MUCH
This is real cool Benedict Cumberbatch! (I hope he is okay)
The witness said he defended himself from the punch when they tried to hit him. <3
peter retaliating againstĀ ābaby monitor protocolā by changing the names of Tonyās Iron Man protocols
āhey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over thereā
āOld Man Bifocals protocol activated, Bossā
āwhat the fuck did you just say to meā
āFRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i canāt flyā
āsure thing, activating Iāve Fallen and I Canāt Get Up Protocolā
āPETER WE TALKED ABOUT THISā
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we donāt have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEANĀ
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- Heās what?Ā The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch⦠my bonesā¦
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
how dare all of u forget the most important one
FRIDAY sayingĀ āyeetā whenever he fires his repulsorsĀ
The way you draw hair. Is. Amazing. Can you do a tutorial? (Or draw some more space princesses, I love them)
Thank you!! <3 I suck at tutorials, i donāt know how to explain anything, butĀ I have this one I tried to make for an irl friend of mine ( @atoupik ) about a year back!
I translated it quickly, I hope it helps :D (there are some sad inside jokes in there so sorry, it was originally meant for a specific person)
And there are more space princesses on the way! ^^
Justice League Unofficial Rules of Order: Alcohol
#31: Unless you are Kryptonian, Wonder Woman, the Flash, or Icon, do not drink from the shelf in the liquor cabinet labeled ādanger.ā That is not alcohol. The aforementioned people can only get drunk from neurotoxins. You will die.
#12: Captain Marvel may technically be an adult, but Billy is not allowed in the liquor cabinet in either form.
#46: Do not drink Bruceās port. He will find creative ways to get revenge.
#374: Do not drink anything Aquaman offers you. He has terrible taste.
#463: If you value your sanity, DO NOT, under any circumstances, ask Tim Drake what he puts in his coffee.
Give me comic book characters talking about social issues. Give me Officer Grayson talking about police brutality and corrupt police forces. Give me Bruce Wayne talking about gun control. Give me Diana Prince talking about immigration. Give me Clark Kent talking being a refugee. Give me Stephanie Brown talking about domestic violence and teen pregnancy. Give me Harper Row talking about the dangers of being an openly queer woman. Give me Duke Thomas talking about modern racism and the unfairness of the foster system. Give me more Matt Murdock talking about being blind and successful. Give me Jason Todd talking about how addiction and organized crimes ruin families. Give me Roy Harper adressimg the issues that come with modern cultureās glamorization of drug abuse. Give me Cass Cain and Barbara Gordon talking about being disabled women. Give me Helena Bertinelli talking about being a biracial woman. Give me Billy Batson talking about the foster system. Give me Kate kane talking about being a Jewish queer woman. Give me more Virgil Hawkins, Icon, Raquel Irvine and other PoC characters addressing the social and economic issues that face modern PoC. Give me more trans characters like Alysia Yeoh. Give me jughead addressing asexual erasure. Give me more characters like Luke Cage, Ms. Marvel, Jessica Jones, x-men. Give me powerful characters using their positions as a method of education.
I just need to see Bruce shuffling through League files and seeing Shazamās and spending like a few minutes staring at Billyās last name before Alfred is like āno master wayne u have enoughā
one of the best emotional moments in comics, that I think gets to the heart of both who Superman and Captain Marvel are.
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
It isnāt uncommon for this particular demon to be summonedāfrom exhausting Halloween party pranks in abandoned barns to more legitimate (more exhausting) ceremonies in forestsābut it has to admit, this is the first time itās been called forth from its realm into a claustrophobic living room bathed in the dull orange-pink glow of old glass lamps and a multitude of wide-eyed, creepy antique porcelain dolls that could give Chucky a run for his money with all of their silent, seething stares combined. Accompanying those oddities are tea cup and saucer sets on shelves atop frilly doilies crocheted with the utmost care, and cross-stitched, colorful āHome Sweet Homeās hung across the wood-paneled walls.
Itās a mistakeāa wrong number, per se. No witch itās ever known has lived in such an, ah, dated, home. Furthermore, no practitioner that ever summoned it has been absent, as if theyād up and ding-dong ditched it. No, it didnāt work that way. Not at all. Not if they want to survive the encounter.
It hears the clinking of movement in the room adjacentāthe kitchen, going by the pungent, bitter scent of cooled coffee and soggy, sweet sponge cakes, but more jarring is the smell of blood. It movesāfeels something slip beneath its clawed foot as it does, and sees a crocheted blanket of whites and greys and deep black yarn, wound intricately, perfectly, into a summoning circle. Its summoning circle. There is a small splash of bright scarlet and sharp, jagged bits of a broken curio scattered on top, as if someone had dropped it, attempted to pick it up the pieces and pricked their finger. It would explain the blood. And it would explain the demon being brought into this strange place.
As it connects these pieces in its mind, the inhabitant of the house rounds the corner and exits the kitchen, holding a damp, white dish towel close to her hand and fumbling with the beaded bifocals hanging from her neck by a crocheted lanyard before stopping dead in her tracks.
Now, to be fair, the demon wouldnāt ordinarily second guess being face-to-face with a hunchbacked crone with a beaked nose, beady eyes and a peculiar lack of teeth, or a spidery shawl and ankle-length black dress, but there is definitely something amiss here. Especially when the old biddy lets her spectacles fall slack on her bosom and erupts into a wide, toothy (toothless) grin, eyes squinting and crinkling from the sheer effort of it.
āTodd! Todd, dear, I didnāt know you were visiting this year! You didnāt call, you didnāt writeābut, oh, Iām so happy youāre here, dear! Would it have been too much to ask you to ring the doorbell? I almost had a heart attack. And donāt worry about the blood, hereāI had an accident. My favorite figure toppled off of the table and cleanup didnāt go as expected. But I seem to recall you are quite into the bloodshed and āedgyā stuff these days, so I donāt suppose you mind.ā She releases a hearty, kind laugh, but it isnāt mocking, itās sweet. Grandmotherly. The demon is by no means sentimental or maudlin, but the kindness, the familiarity, the genuine fondness, does pull a few dusty old nostalgic heartstrings. āImagine if it leaves a scar! Itād be a bit ābadass,ā as you teenagers say, wouldnāt it?ā
She is as blind as a bat without her glasses, it would appear, because the demon is by no means a āToddā or a human at all, though humanoid, shrouded in sleek, black skin and hard spikes and sharp claws. But the demon humors her, if only because it had been caught off guard.
The old woman smiles still, before turning on her heel and shuffling into the hallway with a stiff gait revealing a poor hip. āBe a dear and make some more coffee, would you please? Iāll be back in a jiffy.ā
Yes, this is most definitely a mistake. One for the record books, for certain. For late-night trips to bars and conversations with colleagues, while others discuss how many souls theyād swindled in exchange for peanuts, or how many first-borns theyād been pledged for things idiot humans could have gained without divine intervention. Ugh. Sometimes it all just became so pedantic that little detours like this were a blessingāhappy accidents, as the humans would say.
Thatās why the demon does as asked, and plods slowly into the kitchen, careful to duck low and avoid the top of the doorframe. Thatās why it gingerly takes the small glass pot and empties it of old, stale coffee and carefully, so carefully, takes a measuring scoop between its claws and fills the machine with fresh grounds. Itās as the hot water is percolating that the old woman returns, her index finger wrapped tight in a series of beige bandages.
āIām surprised youāre so tall, Todd! I havenāt seen you since you were at my hip! But your mother mails photos all the timeāyou do love wearing all black, donāt you?ā She takes a seat at the small round table in the corner and taps the glass lid of the cake plate with quaking, unsteady, aged hands. āI was starting to think youād never visit. Your father and I have had our disagreements, butā¦I am glad youāre here, dear. Would you like some cake?ā Before the demon has a chance to decline, she lifts the lid and cuts a generous slice from the near-complete circle that has scarcely been touched. It smells of citrus and cream and is, as assumed earlier, soggy, oversaturated with icing.
It was made for a special occasion, for guests, but it doesnāt seem this old woman receives much company in this musty, stagnant house that smells like an antique garage that hadnāt had its dust stirred in years.
Especially not from her absentee grandson, Todd.
The demon waits until the coffee pot is full, and takes two small mugs from the counter, filling them until steam is frothing over the rims. Then, and only then, does it accept the cake and sit, with some difficulty, in a small chair at the small table. It warbles out a polite āthank you,ā but it doesnāt suppose the woman understands. Manners are manners regardless.
āOh, dear, I can hardly understand. Your voice has gotten so deep, just like your grandfatherās was. That, and I do recall you have an affinity for that gravelly, screaming music. Did your voice get strained? Itās alright, dear, Iāll do the talking. You just rest up. The coffee will help soothe.ā
The demon merely nodsāsome communication can be understood without failāand drinks the coffee and eats the cake with a too-small fork. Itās ordinary, mushy, but delicious because of the intent behind it and the love that must have gone into its creation.
āI hope you enjoyed all of the presents I sent you. You never write backābut I am aware most people use that fancy E-mail these days. I just canāt wrap my head around it. I do wish your mom and dad would visit sometime. I know of a wonderful little cafĆ© down the street we can go to. I havenāt been; I wanted to visit it with Charles, before heā¦well.ā She falls silent in her rambling, staring into her coffee with a small, melancholy smile. āI canāt believe itās been ten years. You never had the chance to meet him. But never mind that.ā Suddenly, and with surprising speed that has the demon concerned for her well being, she moves to her feet, bracing her hands on the edge of the table. āI may as well give you your birthday present, since youāre here. What timing! I only finished it this morning. Iāll be right back.ā
When she returns, the white, grey and black crocheted work with the summoning circle is bundled in her arms. Ā
āI found these designs in an occult book I borrowed from the library. I thought youād like them on a nice, warm blanket to fight off the winter chillāI hope you do like it.ā With gentle hands, she spreads the blanket over the demonās broad, spiky back like a shawl, smoothing it over craggy shoulders and patting its arms affectionately. āHappy birthday, Todd, dear.ā
Well, that settles it. Whoever, wherever, Todd is, heās clearly missing out. The demon will just have to be her grandson from now on.
this is so sweet. it made me want to hug someone.
i had to
I WOULD WATCH SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Okay but she takes him to the little cafe and all of the people in her town are like āWhat is that thing, what the hell, Anette?ā and sheās like āDonāt you remember my grandson Todd?ā and the entire town just has to play along because no one will tell little old Nettie that her grandson is an actual demon because this is the happiest sheās been since her husband died.
Bonus: In season 4 she makes him run for mayor and he wins
I just want to watchĀ āToddā help her with groceries, and help her with cooking, and help her clean up the dust around the house and air it out, and fill it with spring flowers because Anette mentioned she loved hyacinth and daffodils. Ā Over the seasons her eyesight worsens, soĀ āToddā brings a hellhound into the house to act as her seeing eye dog, and people in town are kinda terrified of this massive black brute with fur that drips like thick oil, and a mouth that can open all the way back to its chest, butĀ āHoneyā likes her hard candies, and doesnāt get oil on the carpet, and whenĀ āToddā has to go back to Hell for errands, Honey will snuggle up to Anette and rest his giant head on her lap, and whuff at her pockets for butterscotch.Ā Anette never givesĀ āToddā her soul, but she gives him her heart
In season six, Anette gets sick. She spends most of the season bedridden and it becomes obvious by about midway through the season that sheās not going to make it to the end of the season. Todd spends the season travelling back and forth between the human realm and his home plane, trying hard to find something, anything that will help Anette get better, to prolong her life. Heās tried getting her to sell him her soul, but sheās just laughed, told him that he shouldnāt talk like that. With only a few episodes left in the season Anette passes away, Todd is by her side. When the reaper comes for her Todd asks about the fate of her soul. In a dispassionate voice the reaper informs Todd that Anette spent the last few years of her life cavorting with creatures of darkness, that there can be only one fate for her. Todd refuses to accept this and he fights the reaper, eventually injuring the creature and driving it off. Knowing that Anette cannot stay in the Human Realm, and refusing to allow her spirit to be taken by another reaper, so he takes her soul in his arms. Heās done this before, when mortals have sold themselves to him. This time the soul cradled against his chest does not snuggle and fight. This time the soul held tight against him reaches out, pats him on the cheek tells him he was a good boy, and so handsome, just like his grandfather.Ā Todd takes Anette back to the demon realm, holding her tight against him as he travels across the bleak and forebidding landscape; such a sharp contrast to the rosy warmth of Anetteās home. Eventually, in a far corner of his home plane, Todd finds what he is looking for. It is a place where other demons do not tread; a large boulder cracked and broken, with a gap just barely large enough for Todd to fit through. This crack, of all things, gives him pause, but Anetteās soul makes a comment about needing to get home in time to feed Honey, and Todd forces himself to pass through it. He travels in darkness for a while, before he emerges into into a light so bright that itās blinding. His eyes adjust slowly, and he finds himself face to face with two creatures, each of them at least twice his size one of them has six wings and the head of a lion, one of them is an amorphous creature within several rings. The lion-headed one snarls at Todd, and demands that he turn back, that he has no business here.Ā Todd looks down, holding Anetteās soul against his chest, he takes a deep breath, and speaks a single word,Ā āPlease.ā The two larger beings are taken aback by this. They are too used to Toddās kind being belligerent, they consult with each other, they argue. The amorphous one seems to want to be lenient, the lion-headed one insists on being stricter. While theyāre arguing Todd sneaks by them and runs as fast as he can, deeper into the brightly lit expanse. The path on which he travels begins to slope upwards, and eventually becomes a staircase. It becomes evident that each step further up the stair is more and more difficult for Todd, that itās physically paining him to climb these stairs, but he keeps going.
They dedicate a full episode to this climb; interspersing the climb with scenes they werenāt able to show in previous seasons, Anette and Honey coming to visit Todd in the Mayorās office, Anette and Todd playing bingo together for the first time, Anette and Todd watching their stories together in the mid afternoon, Anette falling asleep in her chair and Todd gently carrying her to bed. Anette making Todd lemonade in the summer while heās up on the roof fixing that leak and cleaning out the rain gutters. Eventually Todd reaches the top, and all but collapses, he falls to a knee and for the first time his grip on Anetteās soul slips, and she falls away from him. Landing on the ground. He reaches out for her, but someone gets there first. Another hand reaches out, and helps this elderly woman off the ground, helps her get to her feet. Anette gasps, itās Charles. The pair of them throw their arms around each other. Anette tells Charles that sheās missed him so much, and she has so much to tell him. Charles nods. Todd watches a soft smile on his face. A delicate hand touches Toddās shoulder, and pulls him easily to his feet. A figure; we never see exactly what it looks like, leans down, whispering in Toddās ear that heās done well, and that Anette will be well taken care of here. That she will spend an eternity with her loved ones. Todd looks back over to her, sheās surrounded by a sea of people. Todd nods, and smiles. The figure behind him tells him that while he has done good in bringing Anette here, this is not his place, and he must leave. Todd nods, he knew this would be the case. Todd gets about six steps down the stairway before he is stopped by someone grabbing his shoulder again. He turns around, and Anette is standing behind him. She gives him a big hug and leads him back up the stairs, he should stay, she says. Get to know the family. Todd tries to tell her that he canāt stay, but she wonāt hear it. She leads him up into the crowd of people and begins introducing him to long dead relatives of hers, all of whom give him skeptical looks when she introduces him as her grandson. The mysterious figure appears next to Todd again and tells him once more he must leave, Todd opens his mouth to answer but Anette cuts him off. Nonsense, she tells the figure. IF sheās gonna stay here forever her grandson will be welcome to visit her. She and the figure stare at each other for a moment. The figure eventually sighs and looks away, the figure asks Todd if sheās always like this. Todd just shrugs and smiles, allowing Anette to lead him through a pair of pearly gates, sheās already talking about how much cake theyāll need to feed all of these relatives.Ā
P.S. Honey is a Good Dog and gets to go, too.
the last lines of the show:
demon: youāre not blind here ā but youāre not surprised. whenā¦?
anette: oh, toddy, donāt be silly, my biological grandsonās not twelve feet tall and doesnāt scorch the furniture when he sneezes. iāve known for ages.
demon: then why?
anette: you wouldnāt have stayed if you werenāt lonely too.
demon: you⦠you donāt have to keep calling me your grandson.
anette: nonsense! adopted children are just as real. now quit sniffling, you silly boy, and letās go bake a cake. honey, heel!
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that addition is a+ :)
THE ONLY ENDING I WILL EVER ACCEPT FOR THIS
Every time this post shows up on my dash, it gets better (and more heart wrenching. Yāall! Stop cutting the onions okay?!).
If ever donāt reblogging this, Iām either dead, dying, or buried under cat.
This is why I love Tumblr so much! Thank you all for collaborating on this prompt and turning it into something beautiful <3
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
instant fashion
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset YellowĀ
NEVER forget to accessorizeĀ
well one of us is going to have to change
Guys
I really think
Iām winning this.Ā
(Yoga pants do the trick)
Ladiesā¦..pleaseā¦.
Send this to all the straight boys
Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?
Just a Cold
Summary: For the prompt āThe family figures out Tim lost his spleen after he overworks himself to the point of collapse.ā A headcanon from Novel to Crim. Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson. Cameo from Alfred.
Warnings: Illness, and some violence. Cursing. PG13 due to cussing. I donāt own Batman.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā It started with a cough, an odd tickle in his lungs, and the sensation of weariness eating away at the edges of his mind.
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Competition
Summary: Bruce and Damian compete weirdly over Tim.
Note: No warnings. I did an okay thing.
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Tiny!Tim and the Fever
Another one I found. Ah, my soulmate @satire-please was sick a while ago and asked for a young Timmy all sick and the Bats find him in Drake Manor. Itās Nightwing in from the Haven with a little Jason!Robin :D
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When the only people out in Gotham after nightfall are the vigilantes, you know itās time to go. N and Robin had hit mid-town before their legs were completely numb to all sensation and the clench of his stomach, the almost oops with his zip line was countered by Nightwingās uncanny sixth sense.
The second time his predecessor caught him by the back of his cape before an epic fail on the roof of the Wallstone (even through the gloves he canāt feel his handsĀ well enough to hold the zip line), they agree wholeheartedly itās time to call it a night. Ā Like heās reading their minds (or he just knows his boys), B already sent the big car down to an alleyway for their pick-up. The heater is blasting when they duck inside, limbs tingling back to life before N revs the engine and they take off into the night.
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The next afternoon, Alfred Pennyworth hangs-up the Manor telephone and returns to the kitchen, his back a little stiffer than normal.
Looking up from the incredibly stupid āArctic Academyā assignments for snow days, Jayās eyebrow cocks up while Dick manages to stir from huddled around his bowl of cereal. Reading the paper and drinking his coffee, B lets the butler go through his own particular set of motions before deciding to intervene. He still taps his cane a little on his walking cast, just so Alfred knows.
The offended muttering while the butler moves around the kitchen, putting sundries away, removing his apron, going for his coat, hat, and scarf.
āIt seems,ā the butler finally speaks loud enough to be to them, āyoung Timothy has been left to his own devices and has not answered any phone calls from his parents.ā Sliding on his driving gloves, the calm, cool, and collected is just the tiniest bit askew, āthey have requested I go check on the boy, just to be certain he hasnāt run against any difficulties.ā
Timothy?
Timothy.
āTimmy from down the road?ā Jasonās brows furrow, āheās only a fucking kid. You aināt telling me they left him alone, right?ā
The silence answers that.
Bās already ninja folded the newspaper in perfect lines, standing to retrieve his own coat from the mudroom, hobbling quickly for someone with a broken leg.Ā āItās literally six outside, Alfred. Iāll go. Do me a favor and check the scans running in the Cave on the last file Question sent. Iād like to know what heās gotten into now.ā
āI shall, Sir,ā Alfred hums back, watching Master Bruce turn into concerned parent while he bundles up against the frigid cold.
B only has to say one word.
āBoys?ā
Dick is downing his milk with more wake-up than five minutes ago. Heās due back in the Haven by tomorrow night to start his next round of Officer Grayson Solves Them All, so that gives him plenty of time to check on Timmy before heading back.
Jason scribbles a few more notes, rising from his chair to bend over for the last few lines of the book review.
The heat works double-time, all three frozen to the bone without ever leaving the garage.
Even more disturbing is the complete serenity of Drake Manor when they start to fight through the snow to get up the drive.
(Damn. Should have brought the big car.)
The scene is unmarked, pristine, just a little tell on how long it had been since someone had been inā¦or out.
Leaving the car running warm, Bruce is out and taking the foot-deep drifts like he takes on criminals as Batmanā without a pause.
Dick and Jason are hot on his heels, eyes taking in the surroundings, the contingencies, the environment they might be following him intoā
(Robinās instinct)
The porch is finally somewhat free of snowās terrible grip where B knocks with a gloved hand, ready to shout in case the young boy was upstairs.
The front door, however, pops softly, heavily, open under his knuckles.
All three of them stop, step back, and prep.
The motion is subtle, a flick of two fingers with the hand not holding on to his cane, and Jason is vaulting off the porch like heās not a bit freezinā his nuts off, rounding the house to look for any clues there might be aā
Jackpot.
One window is cracked open upstairs, and heās already wrapped a hand around the drain pipe to scurry up.
Dick is going around the other side, still seeing no other tracks, no broken anything. Nothing through the windows except a pristine sitting room, an elaborate formal dining room, and the kitchen as he rounds to the back of the house.
The light makes his stop immediately to peer in, already trying to jimmie the window open. On the floor, wrapped up in a blanket, is a tiny bundle of a boy, every muscle drooping, face buried in his upraised arms.
From this vantage, Dick canāt tell if heās even breathing.
āGet inside!ā He yells out, knocking on the glass to see if the kid moves.
(He doesnāt.)
And the window is finally shoved up once he can get his fingers into the right places to trip the locks, and Dick Grayson is through the window fast, just in time for B to come through the kitchen door, and Jay to drop down from a vent overhead.
āTim? Tim!ā
The converge around the bundled boy, just a messy mop of dark hair peeping through the canary yellow fuzzy blanket.
Itās not until B automatically reaches out that the head flops to the side and dull blue eyes blink up at them hazily.
āMisterā¦Mister Wayne?ā Nasilly and hoarse, Tim Drake is pale in the face with only dark rose to his cheeks, tip of his runny nose, and forehead. āWhat areā¦what are you doing here?ā
āHow long have you been by yourself?!ā Dick demands gently, pulling a glove off to put a hand on the kidās forehead, his pounding heart finally easing down slightly now that Tim has actually moved.
āMrs. Mac couldnāt get through the weather,ā the young boy yawns, letting his head drop forward a little into Dickās cool palm. āSā okay. Iāve got plenty of stuff to eat andāā
A hard cough rattles his chest a little, and he ducks his head out from under Dickās hand to bury his face in his blanket.
Jay goes around to close the window Dick left open, noting the thermostat is set at 61 degrees, and nudges Bās shoulder just slightly.
The exchanged look is the very same nope, not okay while Dick just gives in to his instinct and eases the coughing boy into his lap to cuddle.
Tim was too sick, too tired, too everything to really notice the cool outer material of Dickās coat was against his cheek, and the hand moving in soothing circles on his back felt nice, so nice.
āWhatās the plan, Boss?ā
B is already pulling out his phone, making a quick call. Jay gives a brusk nod and affectionately ruffles Timās messy hair. The big, watery eyes look back up at him blearily around Dickās coat, and Tim smiles gently.
āHi Jay. Did you come to play video games with me?ā
At the hopeful note in the kidās tone, Jay completely pretends his heart isnāt breaking open wide. Instead, he crouches down (just like heās Robin) and tries to make himself smirk so he donāt let Timmy know how ungodly pissed off he is.
āCanāt stay, Baby Bird, but howz ābout ya come back ta the Manor with me nā B nā Dickie, yeah? Weāll play some games there nā get some good eats, you feel me?ā
That seem to perk Tim up a little, enough to get the boy to at least sit up in Dickās lap on his own, ācan I? I mean, I can? I mean, is that okay?ā
His eyes go to B, who is moving smoothly instead of limping heavily when the other line finally picks up. Tim buries himself a little deeper in Dickās coat when Mister Wayne crosses the room to talk in a very low, deep tone.
Almost a growl.
āItās totally fine, Timmers,ā Jay tries to grin, laugh it off a little so the kid doesnāt think anything is wrong (even though it is, all of this fuckery is), āAlfred was gonna come getcha ta hang out since itās a snow day.ā
āMisterā¦Mister Pennyworth is soā¦nice,ā Tim replies with another puppy yawn that completely entrances Dick since itās just too adorable for words.
āYes, he is, Timmy. And he very, very much would like it if you would come to stay with us for a few days, okay? Jay will go upstairs and pack you some clothes, weāll wrap a few more blankets around you, and weāll go have some nice soup and watch some awesome movies between video game rounds.ā
āI would love that, thank-you, Dick.ā He tries to be enthusiastic, tries to be happy, but heās so achy and sore and tired. His throat is scratchy and his belly rumbling with hunger under the blanket. āButā¦but could I get up and get my soup out of the microwave? Iām not sure how long itās been in there, and I should put it in the fridge for next time.ā
And, well, no Timmy, youāre probably not going to escape that hold.
Ever.
Jay grins wider when he sees Dick reflexively tighten down for the long haul.
āDonāt gotta worry ābout it, Timmers. Just let Dickie getcha ready ta go outside. āS cold as a motherfucking bitch, lemme tell ya, and we donāt wanna letcha get any sicker, you feel me?ā
āLittle Wing! Language!ā
āAw, hell with it, Dickie. Heās a smartie, didnāt cha know?ā
āItāsā¦Iām not, I mean, Iām okay, really. I can take care of myself.ā The boy looks a slightly panicky, his small hands peeping through his blanket burrito to tighten down on the edges. āYou donāt have to do anything at all! I promise. I wonāt be any troubleāā
āYou are never trouble,ā B interrupts darkly, finally finishing his conversation, and has returned to the trio without a sound. āAnd weāre glad to have you stay with us.ā
Those eyes get more moist, his nose nudges down into the blanket, his forehead turning into Dickās jacket.
āAfter youāre feeling better, Iām going to give you the phone number to the Manor to keep in your room at all times.ā B crouches down strangely with the cast, trading places with Jason, who is already moving out of the kitchen and strafing up the massive staircase to start packing their sick Baby Bird a bag.
āO-ā¦Okay,ā the boy finally looks up at Bās dark eyes.
āIf youāre ever here alone and you need someone for any reason, you need to call me. From now on, Tim, do you understand?ā
āYes, Mister Wayne.ā
āBruce.ā
āYes, Bruce.ā
āThatās a good boy,ā and the ruffle to his hair is absurdly gentle, making Tim ease down on his death-grip and raise his head up enough to smile.
And later, once heās in the sitting room of the Manor with old X-Men cartoon reruns on the television, snuggled down in Dickās lap with fresh pjs, a belly full of Mister Alfredās soup, and already riding the train to sleep with fever-reducers and a thick blanket to keep him warm, his eyes go from Dickās easy smile and affectionate eyes, to the absent hand Jay has on his ankle while he works through more of the problems on his Artic Academy paperwork, to B working quietly on a tablet while he sips at his coffee and occasionally looks up to make sure his boy are all right, Tim thinks how nice it would beā¦
To be part of their family.
when you remember that tim doesnāt have a spleen and get worried
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This is actually magic (⦠electromagnetism is basically magic) and I love it incredibly.
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