Whatever 5ever

Don't talk to me. I don't have anything good to say anyway. 19.

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[daaamnafrica]

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

[arizonaconservativegal]

That is weirdly specific but also a pretty good point

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front

[daisenseiben]

A good sax solo be like that.

[bluegrasshole]

a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to be a beautiful popular athlete online, a stereotypical lives-in-his-mother’s-basement gamer who’s secretly rich, and the dm’s brother who doesn’t know the dm is his sister – they’ve never even exchanged real names online. halfway through their search they realize the dm sent them on a wild goose chase on purpose to give them the thrill of a real-life adventure. three quarters of the way through they realize that through the actions the dm set up for them to take, they’re actually being framed for a crime she committed. 

[mylordshesacactus]

Unrealistic premise, it requires players to actually follow the DM’s beautifully crafted plan for more than five minutes, zero stars

[colachampagnedad]

what’s the mood for tuesday

[clavarioid-deactivated20190317]

[willartforlovegems]

I want someone who has never had an art history class to tell me what this is called.

[bakurapika]

waterslides if you’re not a coward

[littlekingtrashboy]

flying buttress?

[melonmemes]

Improvise…

[mysharona1987]

[twerkingyaowang]

[deejay]

[victorious]

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[atheistjack-deactivated20190109]

via  godless.glasses

[entanglingbriars]

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

[redgoldblue]

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

[earthtogazelle]

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

[commandercorgi4]

[foulserpent]

the fact that theres ”pennywise discourse” in general is fucking incredible like i hate having to witness it and i wish you all just knew how to be normal so we wouldnt have to be here in 2017 educating people on why calling the child predator murder clown from a stephen king book a “gay icon” is a bad thing

[thebootydiaries]