mmhmm

Checkers on the shirt rival chess on the pants

[slab-o-meat]

thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

[slab-o-meat]

oh baby

[kid-sid]

this has two panels no words and the rawest Tired Energy I have ever put to paper

[rai-r]

@jiiinny._/instagram

[fwuitgummi]

gay and trans ppl who live in small towns and have to celebrate pride month by themselves are stronger than any us marine

[makemelaughblog]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

[blue-greenery]

sunny days and watercolor illustrations

[blue-greenery]

sunny days and watercolor illustrations

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[socialfoto]

[mostlycatsmostly]

Laundry Assistant (via wendy 1969)

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[felderwin]

my friend: hey can you pass the salt

me, passing the salt and having a nice time with a good friend: haha no :p

that anime guy from the meme looking at the butterfly, who has suddenly burst into my house: is this abuse?

[vladtheunfollower]

[cakeu-deactivated20220216]

dog: placed into a glass tube

dog: c:

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[jheselbraum]

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

[userboxer]

[nostrem]

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[dans-queer-ass]

2012 dan vs 2018 dan