[xcherrychapstix-deactivated2022]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I do like that this pandemic has got us all greeting each other like Jane Austen characters- “You are well, I hope? And your family? All in good health?”

[absolutewriting-rubbish]

[dslur]

mentally eel

[dslur]

mental eelness

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[theblindvisionary-deactivated20]

we take the naps we think we deserve

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[the2headedcalf-moved]

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*

me: wow. i feel so goo–

depression: Time’s Up Bitch.

[determinate-negation]

no offense but the us military is the biggest terrorist organization in the world

[koyla-archived-deactivated18112]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

annoying sun clingy moon bitch rising

[tf2playernames]

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[respectfulmemes]

[yekkes]

Very fun to be a lesbian and have men mean objectively nothing to you

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT