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[froggycha1r]

[pinkertoast]

dude can you stop talking about your piss kink for a second i need your emotional support right now

[thememedaddy]

[the-return-of-yagamimi]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

friend who SWEARS they don't molt but once a year they disappear for a week and come back slightly larger with beautiful, smooth skin

[biomasse-comic]

fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

[ozempicofficial]

[kushblazer666]

i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

[amvs]

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

[amvs]

exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.

[amvs]

Real and true

[frankjoshi]

to the chamber u go frank u have to pay for the setlist crimes

[liesmyth]

enough about books you love. tell me about a book you fucking hated

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[apachx]

Sceptre

[sexhaver]

[viewsfromtheouterspace]

The intestines of the furnace by Stephane Gaudry on Flickr.

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged