Yojimbo25

Browse at your own risk.

[yojimbo25]

I’ve been away for so long I can’t recognize most of you

[yojimbo25]

short update:

my dad passed away a week ago.

ive met someone new

im still nowhere near being able to afford a new car, but I’m getting there

at this point in my life, i wish nothing but good fortune and luck to everyone who’s done nothing but hurt me and make me wish i were dead

[yojimbo25]

note to self: no matter how great the poison tastes, it will still fucking kill you eventually.

[ahs-64]

I don’t need someone perfect. I need someone who loves me, respects me, cares for me and understands me

[yojimbo25]

so... i got a job, and now, saving for a car while also looking for my own place so i can thrive.

[theselfcarelifestyle]

You deserve someone who will stay.

[yojimbo25]

Daily reminder that Thanos is a dumbass and he killed half of all dogs for no good reason other than he was too fuckin lazy to double the amount of dog food. Also, since he killed half of all farmers and half of all cows and chickens, how the fuck are we gonna be able to feed the remaining half of all dogs and humans?

[viralfrog]

[sylceon-blog]

the real personality indicator is if you’d rather play with your partner’s hair or have them play with yours

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What if I want both?

[searching-for-repentance]

Then you’re bisexual

[yojimbo25]

back hair, nipple hair, or knuckle hair?

edit: I forgot, what about nose hair or ear hair

[yojimbo25]

daily reminder that you’re a piece of shit who needs to remember you have it good and if it werent for some of the people in your life, you might be worse off than you actually are.

[yojimbo25]

also, daily reminder that no one in your life who has disappointed you or hurt you has any right to fuckin make you feel guilty over any negative feelings and any mistrust you may feel towards them.

[yojimbo25]

daily reminder that you’re a piece of shit who needs to remember you have it good and if it werent for some of the people in your life, you might be worse off than you actually are.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[yojimbo25]

Every time a party is coming up, I always end up playing it in my head how the day is gonna end, and it never ends up like I imagine it, and I know now why: I imagine everyone being smarter than they actually are.

[christ-chan-official]

world peace must be possible if a californian libertarian like me can be good friends with a commie midget from texas

[memeuplift]

[yojimbo25]

@a-ffection

[harmed]

via weheartit

[puertohurraco]