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YES I DO FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND WANTING TO START AGAIN KATY HOW DID YOU KNEW??
Spotify kindly offering to remove the problem their creating (by offering) is the kind of a poetic paradox i think about late at night
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
how old are you right now?
under 13
13 to 15
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34 to 36
37 or older
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
You can't tell me Magnus and Jack aren't excited for '1989 (Taylor's version)'. It's canon. it's factual.
(Alex is making fnaf jokes btw)
I'm just saying if Neil Gaiman was in my falafel I wouldn't not eat him. Sue Ellen is strong for that.
#it's not self esteem I'm just rizzing myself up
Girl dinner except It's just me eating out an avocado with a teaspoon
Useless headcanon that Rio wasn't wrong and Comicon is actually called Comicscon in earth-42
*shrugs* guess they're ineffable divorcees now
DID YOU KNOW?
In 'Ship Of The Dead', the title actually refers to Fierrochase, as it is a ship of dead people.
Thank you for your time.
Just realized Gwen is short for Guinevere,
So are you gonna write the Spiderverse-Camelot AU fic or shall I?
Rick Riordan referencing Achilles and Patroclus in Trials of Apollo to us like
Mfs be shipping Zuko and Sokka like
(I'm mfs)
Night at the museum is just like Dead poets society and by that i mean it has gay people and Robin Williams
A series of unfortunate events calling their viewers unstable within the first minute of each episode is such a mood