#im batman

[punk-and-cockette]

inspired by @2-gay-2-furious

[aguydressedasabat]

I’m BATMAN.

I don’t do emotions. 24/7 Rage. All the time. Except for my children. I fucking love my children.

{ my other blog is @brucewayneloveswomen it’s basically a Bruce Wayne pov and @theminiwayne is my toddler Bruce Wayne account!!!}

List of blogs;

Accepting applications for more children, you can never have too many.

MUN, RULES, DNI & ADOPTION STUFF BELOW

Pros

-> you get to be my kid.

Cons

-> You might become the next Robin.

-> I don’t know how to show love.

-> You might get crowbarred by the Joker.

-> You might loose the bottom half of your body thanks to the Joker.

-> You probably will get stalked and kidnapped by villains. I try my best to be everywhere and save people.

->You will live in Gotham.

->I will train you.

WARNINGS.

I am not responsible for any type of injury you might get during this time period, or the friends you might loose, or the trauma you get from being a batkid. However I do pay for therapy.

If you miss therapy sessions I will personally find you. I am NOT emo. I don’t like being called emo. I’m Batman. Batman is above just being emo. Batman is THE emo.

MUN is 19 years old.

-> nsfw is allowed yet not to a massive extent as I’ve metioned on my other blog I’m fine with jokes and mentions of it happening but I’m not fine with being bent over in the middle of tumblr

-> no batcest. no batcest. I will block you. no fucking way lmao

-> ships are fine, great even I encourage them. Batman is BI I’m okay with stuff like Selina, Talía, Superman… I love superbat btw. However there is one ship I’m not very keen on. It’s joker x bruce. Joker blogs are allowed to flirt because that’s a big part of his personality and I love the lego joker. I adore the lego joker actually you can act like him, but that’s all okay? I personally don’t think joker and Bruce should end up together as an account just wrote a paragraph about adopting new kids. especially thanks to what happened to Jason and the existence of joker junior.

-> personally I’m not an mpreg kinda blog, you can joke about it since it’s pretty funny but do not get me pregnant I have nothing against it but like—- I just know I’m not gonna be able to take anything seriously like that.

-> I have the personality of lego batman, however physically this blog belongs to any other normal Batman. I don’t have specific lore, I’m just here to have fun.

-> my absolutely fav batman is the 2022 the Batman movie one oh my god I could fangirl for days.

RULES:

-> no being ooc mean

-> no hatred of any kind (including specialized hate like ableism, homophobia, racism. I don’t want to hear your opinions bc I value every human as an equal) we are here to have fun

-> no batcest.

Important detail:

/|\^._.^/|\

Bat.

A baby bat.

[love-lytime]

Woman of Tomorrow

I went to see Supergirl this last weekend and just had to draw her. I'm obsessed with Bilquis Evely's art style and wanted to try something different from what I usually do.

[bsomfiat]

[helloiwaspromisedshenanigas]

"I'm Batman:"

Oh, yeah? Do you stay up every night thinking about Superman? No?

Didn't think so.

[themicrowaveunderyourbed]

tim drake is so cool man i wish bi people were real

[rip-macabre-ghost]

Superbat magma dooooodles!!

(Bouns drawing in the da corner from Oomf <3)

[angelsnightcap]

Hanging out in Gotham