i wanna eat soup out a little bowl

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[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[ace-trainer-alice]

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

[thedeliaishere]

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

[yolklor]

(speaking to my cat) god is trying to put a challenge in mama’s way

[hillhomed]

morning errand

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[yolklor]

chao !! 🌸

(pls credit @yolklor if reposted!)

[insecuregodcomplex]

[nastyaoguzka]

Is Hannibal... in love with me?🐟

Yes. But do you ache… for him?🍷

[yolklor]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i reblog hot pictures of gideon nav on company time

[reaandull]

...🦴

[litepla]

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.

[jenny-holzer]

[solareclits]

[yolklor]

cream & amy ! ✨🍒

(pls credit @yolklor if posted or used anywhere!!)

[yolklor]

i just think he’s neat. i love a man in glasses who uses his power for whimsy 🧪 🤖

[fallout-lou-begas]

i cannot even begin to describe how load bearing this video has been for my mental health lately. thank you macho man randy savage. i'll get over it but not really

[sher1bot]

"Ive haid ups-an-downs donworryaboutit ill get over it but not really. Everythings cool. Ill be Baeck. The emotion and the burning deseur that i have inside me right now Will Continyou."

-macho man randy savage

[kushblazer666]