nihao

wants to be rich

[lmaoalien]

“don’t accept candy from strangers” yet theres a holiday for it

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

Sleep? Who the fuck is that? She bad?? She got friends??

[block]

[dangdfeng]

[alwayssober-deactivated20170806]

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

[sadlesbianclown]

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

[garysinises-deactivated20160402]

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

[captainkirkmccoy]

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[apricops]

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

[apricops]

me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which

my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting

[fluffgawd]

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

[90svigilante-deactivated2018022]

Pls teach your daughter to not measure her strength by how much pain she can endure

[thexfiles]

2016 you have made your POINT

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen

[jayce]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dailytwitterposts]

[d0nn0]

gonna google weird thing on the internet

[d0nn0]

how do you report google

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]