i forgot how to sneeze last week, i couldn’t initiate the sneeze, i’d inhale like i was going to but i would fail on the actual sneeze.
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i forgot how to sneeze last week, i couldn’t initiate the sneeze, i’d inhale like i was going to but i would fail on the actual sneeze.
I feel like the lesson at the end of the tortoise and the hare should be changed, the tortoise won because the hare was being an arrogant asshole and making needless stops on his way to the finish line. The tortoise was going slow and should have lost if the hare was actually concerned about winning the race. “Slow and steady” does not win the race. Speed and efficiency wins the race.
Today I was at a Hawaiian Falls and while I was eating a burger I saw some grackles and fed them Doritos and they were good boys for Doritos so I named them Goody, Scruffy, and Fluffy but there were two bigger grackles bullying them and I named them meanie and tailless (because one was missing tail feathers)
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Everybody’s Skyrim character names: *unique names, chosen specially for their character’s backstory and profession* My Skyrim character names:
• Shooty McShootface, Nord archer
• Hugh Jass, Argonian (I’m a comedic genius)
• Mike Hawk, Breton (I’m a comedic genius)
• Elfy McElfson, Altmer mage
• Juan Carlos, Orc warrior
• Kitty Kat, Khajiit fist fighter build
• Sneaky Sneak, Bosmer thief build
The way Hosea puts his arm out to try and protect Arthur like a parent does when they slam on the breaks :(
Hosea is a hard working mother that works hard to take care of his children
Enough with this ”association” stuff. We should start calling things guilds again. Homeowner’s Association? Homeowner’s Guild. NASA? National Spacecraft Guild.
I enjoy the quest because i hate mer
“Oh, you can sit on the sofa over there.” Stop being so pretentious it’s called a couch.
If you slip your hand inside of your pillow case instead of under it is way more comfy
Hircine better reveal himself to me soon and give me the blessing of lycanthropy or I’m quitting life.