bite me

“Which is worse? The wolf who cries before eating the lamb or the wolf who does not.”

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i might move this blog tbh.....

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“Someone slap me in the face, I’m about to pass out from exhaustion.”

[penusaur]

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“Missed call from-- oh.”

“Fuck, okay.”

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“Levi once left a dead rat in the house and Boo was convinced it was just sleeping so he slept right next to it on his bed. Me, being a poor owner, thought it was a toy and didn’t realize until Boo came to me for kisses that he smelled like Levi’s gas had somehow become a liquid and smeared all into his fur.”

A pause, he’s lost in thought. Clearly disgusted.

“He had to have his teeth brushed for six weeks straight because he licked the rat so hard the fur came off.”

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“If you live with Levi, you’re used to hearing all the mean people say mean things to him. What you never get used to is hitting them in the face.”

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bloodintolerant:

❝ Do my ears dare to deceive me? Are you forgetting what day it is? This is the one day outta the year that I can eat myself into a mess so bloated I’m practically with child, and you can’t do a single thing about it, ❞ he grins. A real shit-eating grin. Or in this case, rat-eating. 

❝ Except rub my stomach and feed me more, of course, you’re welcome to pull up a chair for that. Right next to Poppa. Come on, help me celebrate. ❞

“First off,” he says, lifting a hand as if totally disgusted. “Don’t ever call yourself Poppa, that’s weird. I call my dad Papa, that’s the same thing stop being gross.” He straightens, putting a hand on his hip as he toes a box ( hefty and kinda big ) on the floor forward.

“I don’t do feeding and belly rubs are saved for the bedroom-- BUT. I got you a cool thing for your room.”

It’s totally a neon sign that reads; ANUS in a nice blue.

[barefootmarley]

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“Chances are if you have to reiterate that you’re a villain every two seconds, you’re not a real villain. Just like if you’re announcing that you can punch anybody’s lights out, you probably can’t.”

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i’m still alive ok i’m just really slow.......

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"Sniffer dogs would have a hard time identifying your body, too, 'cause you'll just smell of whatever I ate. Probably a raccoon. I like raccoons."

“Wow. You’d do me like that.”

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pxgtails:

          FWEET! FWEEEEEET——

Only then does she decide to finally spit out the whistle, letting it fall back on its lanyard around her neck.     “ I found a whistle!! It’s s’posed ta be a dog whistle, but I t’ink it’s broken. Or maybe my hearin’s just supa’ good? Hm… hey, can ya hear ‘dis? ”

          FWEET!!!

He can’t tell what’s more irritating, her accent or what she’s doing. Nonetheless his expression of mild shock from the noise bleeds into a dweeby sort of smile. Hiding his teeth, of course. He nods.

“Even with good hearing, you’re still human and wouldn’t be able to pick up the frequency of a dog whistle. You’re not Supergirl, after all.” He flags a hand at her, digging his pointer finger in his ear to stop the throb. “I can hear it perfectly fine. So can the next few blocks, pretty sure.”

[wrdd00]

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“The fuck kinda nightmare was that. Pancakes that eat you. Jeez.”

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soarleader:

“Do you think he hates Klara? Or Carina? Or does he have exceptions?”

“Doubtful, since he lets them touch him.” He’s grinning now, trying to muffle it with a hand. “Think we both know who he hates most. I mentioned her once to describe a hairstyle and he sulked for an hour.”

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soarleader:

“That’s strange. How much time has he been spending with Jihun?” Oh, now he’s laughing too.

“Too much, I guess? I mean-- he hates them.”

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“Cali has become increasingly aggressive towards girls.” He’s starting to laugh.