This is the Life

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Bruh.

[rob-pattinson]

Deleted scene from Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

If you watched chicken run as a kid you’re a communist now

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

I love that movie. And I hate commies

[puppybearuniverse]

you literally have a disney robin hood pfp

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

buss down thortiana

[mazzystargirl]

thor: hrrrrnnggh avengers im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting thanos

[dankmemeuniversity]

[helltitty]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danceintheskies]

[danceintheskies]

wait, one more

[guitarbage]

[shiveringandstunned]

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

[water-pony-deactivated20140108]

WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS HOW GUITARS WORKED

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

[theflowermaker]

MY BROTHER WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN I WATCHED THIS AND ALL HE SAID WAS “I BET HE’S GONNA ELECTROCUTE HIMSELF”

[mign0nfishy-deactivated20190516]

THIS CHEERS ME UP ANY DAY

[honeybooboothefool]

[musikjunkie-blog]

March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence.

John Green (via 18issues)

[rainbow-ginger-butterfly]

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop

[dobbyfreelife]

This made me laugh too hard

[catchymemes]

[dailyavengers]

Peter! You still with us?

[farsfromhome]

[dunermifflinpapercompany]

[dh3things]

Me trying to decipher this

[christinecanigula-archive]

google really gets me

[christinecanigula-archive]

im reading the article on them now and the original artist called them tall boys. officially their name is tall boys. fuck

[mukhannath]

[sirhro]

That whole sentence was ghostwritten by the McElroys

[shock]

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour