I’m A Weirdo

I’m a weirdo, but so are you! Follow me and we can be weirdos together!

[ghostly-bat]

You see my thing is that Damian would have known that Jon is tomorrow man. Damian is too smart not to know and admittedly I feel like Jon tried his best but wasn't very good at hiding it either

[bcywcnder]

i have thoughts i need to put together eventually. i always forget how weird he actually is.

[justablognothingweirdhere]

I really like the idea of Jon wanting to do all these stupid social media couples trends with Damian once they start dating, but as Robin and Superboy rather than Damian and Jon. (Not for any real reason except he thinks it would be funnier for Damian to be doing these stupid, sappy trends in his full Robin getup.)

Damian, of course, argues against it. He says it’s too risky for people to know their superhero identities are together because someone could use it against them. He also thinks that someone could connect Robin and Superboy dating to Jon and Damian dating and then figure out their secret identities.

Jon shoots this down because people already know that Robin and Superboy are friends and use it against them, so that wouldn’t change. Also, they know plenty of people who are publicly dating as both their superhero and civilian identities and no one has figured any of them out yet.

(Also also, Damian and Jon have a bad habit of making out while on patrol together- usually Jon’s fault- so it’s really only a matter of time before someone sees.)

Jon keeps bringing up these points and pestering Damian until he finally agrees. Jon makes them film all these stupid TikTok’s, and Damian acts all bothered, but he actually starts to like it. Cue Damian filming without Jon knowing and purposely doing things in them that annoy Jon just to ragebait him.

His first video is titled “seeing how loud I have to say my boyfriend’s name before he shows up.” All Damian has to do is whisper and Jon’s there, super worried because why would Damian have to whisper unless he can’t speak freely for some reason? The internet loses their shit over it since the video makes it obvious that Jon is always listening for Damian and is very protective over him.

He has another one called “how long will it take my boyfriend to use his x-ray vision on me if I pretend to be hurt?” Damian sets up the camera and then fakes a slight limp when Jon shows up for patrol. Jon’s eyes immediately get unfocused and a second later he’s asking why Damian’s limping if nothing’s broken? Damian laughs and looks at the camera, which Jon then notices, and he starts yelling because “that’s not funny, D, I thought you were hurt!”

His most popular video is actually a series of videos where he just throws himself off of things and times how long it takes Jon to catch him. Sometimes Jon’s already with him, sometimes he’s not. Sometimes Damian calls for Jon, sometimes he doesn’t. No matter what, Jon always shows up and catches him in record time. The internet absolutely adores them.

(And don’t worry, Jon gets back at him by making his own series- “how many times can I pick up my boyfriend before he threatens to murder me?”. Which is just a bunch of clips of Jon throwing Damian over his shoulder or lifting him by the back of his uniform and Damian trying to kick him while demanding to be put down.)

[justablognothingweirdhere]

Anyways… thinking about a Jondami AU where more time passes on Earth while Jon is stuck with Ultraman (not the full 6 years, but maybe 3/4 years) and no one can find him, so he’s eventually presumed dead. During this time, due to some weird magic shit where someone’s trying to get revenge or something, everyone who knows Damian forgets about him. Everyone, except Jon, because the spell was limited people in this universe. Jon, of course, winds up escaping Ultraman and gets back home and goes to see Damian, only for Damian to be shocked that not only is Jon alive, but he knows who he is. Damian tells Jon everything, cue the two of them working together to reverse the spell while also working through the trauma of what Jon went through with Ultraman and “losing” each other (and, eventually, figuring out their feelings as well).

[ghostly-bat]

Talia's all “I'll give Bruce a son but he's going to have to see my face every time he looks at that boy”

[ghostly-bat]

And then Bruce accidentally calls Damian Talia during an argument because not only does he look like her, he argues like her too

[ghostly-bat]

Talia's all “I'll give Bruce a son but he's going to have to see my face every time he looks at that boy”

[justablognothingweirdhere]

Every time I see a picture of young Jon Kent, I get so sad. Like, wdym that baby got tortured for six years!!????

[justablognothingweirdhere]

Can’t stop thinking about a jondami social media/streamers AU type thing. Jon has always posted on social media a lot, and when he’s in high school, he winds up making a YouTube channel where he plays video games. Of course, Damian is in most of these videos since they play video games together.

People obviously know that he’s Damian Wayne and are fascinated by him being on some random guy’s YouTube channel since he’s such a private person. Damian doesn’t even really have any social media, only Instagram where he posts occasionally about his animals and any charities he wants to raise awareness for.

To add to it, Damian seems almost nice (?) to Jon. He insults him a lot, sure, but it’s clearly playful. Everyone has seen videos of Damian threatening the paparazzi or arguing with his siblings, so they know he’s usually a lot rougher around the edges. It’s weird to see this side of him.

Over the years, Jon’s channel gets into other stuff too. Random social media challenges and vlogging and whatever else he decides he wants to do. Without fail, Damian is almost always in these videos, and people start noticing just how close they are.

It becomes a full fledged conspiracy theory and there are these “proof” videos about them secretly dating. They’re all just clips from Jon’s channel of them staring at each other with heart eyes, or being a little too touchy, or the camera cutting at a weird point. It also doesn’t help that they’re both in college at this point, which means videos of them at parties together acting way too friendly start to circulate as well.

Damian and Jon never deny the allegations, but they never confirm them either. They really just don’t pay any attention to them and just keep doing what they’re doing.

Eventually, this all comes to a head when Jon’s live-streaming one day and Damian stumbles into the frame looking like he just woke up (he did, even though it’s like 5 pm, because the Bats are practically nocturnal), not wearing a shirt, and clear as day says “beloved, who are you talking to? Come back to bed.”

Jon cuts the livestream, but it’s too late. Practically the entire world knows they’re dating now. Not that either of them particularly care, they just didn’t find it necessary to tell anyone they were together except for their friends and families.

A few days later, they wind up making a video confirming that they are, in fact, dating and have been for a couple of years now. The internet loses its shit, but nothing really changes with the videos Jon and Damian post (except for the occasional kiss on-screen, of course).

[justablognothingweirdhere]

Currently thinking about Jon Kent (+ jondami) with the “came back wrong” trope after his whole thing with Ultraman (Ik this trope is usually used for characters who are resurrected, but shhhh, just listen).

(Also, in my mind, more time passed on Earth while Jon was with Ultraman, so him and Damian are right around the same age when he comes back).

Jon comes back and everyone’s so thrilled to have him back at first. Over time, though, they realize that something’s… off. His smiles don’t quite reach his eyes, his mannerisms are overly exaggerated, he stares at people when they speak to him without blinking, he doesn’t really have conversations anymore- only talks to people to give them necessary information and then shuts up. It’s like he’s trying really hard to act like a human, but has forgotten how.

His trauma is also never really addressed, which just makes him get worse. He ping-pongs back and forth between being numb and overly-emotional. He constantly has nightmares so he kinda just doesn’t sleep until he crashes from exhaustion. He also has violent PTSD episodes, during a few of which he accidentally loses control of his powers because he got so angry/upset thinking that he was actually back with Ultraman.

Everyone is kinda freaked out. Even Lois and Clark, who try to be there for him and are well-meaning, but don’t know what to do. The only person who doesn’t treat Jon like he’s damaged is Damian because how could he? Jon never once judged him for his past, so how could Damian do that to him? Jon stuck by him when they were kids and everyone thought that Damian was insane, he trusted him when no one else really did, so Damian will be damned if he doesn’t do the same for Jon now.

Besides, Damian gets it. He knows what it’s like to be off-putting and angry and violent and to have everyone think the worst of him for it. He understands that Jon has gone through something indescribably horrific and has come out on the other side, and Damian can’t help but find that admirable. He also vehemently disagrees when he overhears Clark and Lois venting to Bruce that they don’t recognize their son anymore. Sure, Jon has changed, but how could he not after everything he’s been through? Despite it all, he still tries so hard to be brave and kind and to help people, isn’t that who he’s always been?

Jon isn’t blind, so he recognizes that he’s different now and that everyone except Damian is treating him like it. This means that he winds up spending a lot of time with Damian, especially since it’s hard for him to be home/around Clark sometimes (I mean, I imagine being tortured by someone with the same face as your dad for six years would take a toll on your relationship with him). Cue Damian and Jon becoming really codependent (sometimes to the point of violence if someone tries to come between them) because now they’re really convinced that the other one is the only person who truly understands them and they’ve already had to lose each other once and both are determined not to let it happen again.

[bylertruth3r]

Mike being a worried boyfriend about Will getting a nosebleed and helping him <33 this is pre s2 so it's miwi, Mike was so worried for his boyfriend he loves him so much he could've passed Will the towel but no he had to wipe the blood off Will's nose himself

He was so worried he loves him so much <33

[movieseater]

The powerful duo that would unlobotomize Mike

[justablognothingweirdhere]

Why do I have a sick feeling that the reason El didn’t say ‘I love you’ back to Hopper or call him ‘dad’ when he tried to blow himself up back in episode 4 is because she’s going to turn around and say “I love you, Dad” right before she goes through with this fuckass suicide pact.

[justablognothingweirdhere]

El better see through Kali’s shit because I physically feel ill at the thought of having to watch Hopper lose another daughter.

[skysmadness]

low effort vol 2 doodles. fuck you

[miwiheroes]

new ronance book confirms mike gay as hell for the millionth time

[justablognothingweirdhere]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Pitt (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jack Abbot/Michael "Robby" Robinavitch Characters: Jack Abbot (The Pitt), Michael "Robby" Robinavitch Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, fake dating au, Friends to Lovers, Protectiveness, Fluff and Angst, The angst is rlly only because these two are morons, There would be no angst if they would use their big doctor brains for literally two seconds, residents Robby and abbot, Getting Together, Feelings Realization, 5+1 Things, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Summary:

The thing about being as close with someone as Robby and Jack were with each other is that most people automatically assume that you’re more than just friends- so why not play into it when it benefits you?

Or

Five times Robby and Jack pretended to date and the one time they finally figured it out.

Ages ago, you guys voted on this post to pick which fic I should work on next and the fake dating AU won, so here it is.

[hucklerabbit]

my friend has very normal reactions to rabbot headcanons