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“Why are you running?”

Seni clenched and unclenched her fists, trying to control her temper, “I’m not. We have nowhere to go, but we have to keep moving because I...” she choked on the words, “draw attention. Without meaning to... and it’s dangerous for Ka for us to be under scrutiny. Humans are dangerous for us, so we can’t stay.”

#seni #veigar

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Ka sat at one of the old tables in the abandoned library, swinging his legs idly and watching Veigar peruse the long discarded tomes. Seni was curled up some feet away in the fort she and Ka had built out of some of the more worthless books, fast asleep. "How come you're so interested in celestials?" the yordle boy asked. The word touched the edge of old memories in his mind and he gasped, "I had dreams about them! With magic and stuff! Maybe that could help you?"

Veigar’s eyes glazed over the tomes, wandering towards the questioning yordle before answering. “That’s actually a quite complicated question. I could tell you that they have power beyond compare, and it would be partially correct. I could tell you that they see the world’s magic as purely as it can be by anyone, and that too would still be right. But truthfully its for much more than that.”

Veigar closed the dusty book softly, sending a little cloud puffing up from its pages. “The truth is I’ve studied them and the stars for longer than anyone else, and I find myself wanting more. Their secrets, power, and so much more are all things I desire. I want it all.”

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“I used to have dreams about them,” Ka hummed, nodding, “and you’re right about stuff looking different…Those dreams are always really weird and hard to understand, but maybe something in one of them will help answer one of your questions?”

He hoped so. Ka often felt useless, so the idea of being able to help with something important to their friend was appealing, especially if it meant the things he saw could be helpful too. Not only that, but the little yordle also understood both the feeling of intense curiosity the frustration of being unable to satisfy it.

He squared his shoulders and nodded to himself, mind made up, “I’ll help you if I can.”

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Veigar was amused at Ka’s statement. “Dreams? How so?” It was adorable how his assistant thought he could help Veigar and a welcome distraction from his work.

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Ka closed his eyes and furrowed his brow, trying to remember the dreams, “They're afraid...because there's a hole at the center of everything...a well. It's immense and far away, but when they look up it seems so close you could simply reach out and skim your fingers across its surface. It's scary because it's so still...and you don't have to be close to it to fall in. If you do then you're more than gone; you're forgotten. Everyone forgets you, everything forgets you...everything but the hole itself, because when something falls inside its whole life, its secrets, all of it is painted across the inside of the hole, but it's too dark inside for us to look in and see...We hate it, because it's hungry and it's the end, inevitable - our end and the end of everything - but we need it too, it's vital, because it remembers things from before we were born, it remembers important things. We wait just outside its reach and listen, because sometimes it whispers things to us; secrets...”

#ka #veigar #thats ok i see your short post and raise tou a craaaazy long one

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“I used to have dreams about them,” Ka hummed, nodding, “and you’re right about stuff looking different...Those dreams are always really weird and hard to understand, but maybe something in one of them will help answer one of your questions?”

He squared his shoulders and nodded to himself, mind made up, “I’ll help you if I can.”

#veigar #ka

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Either boss battle or reverse boss battle for the twins

Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss.

“Your little outburst has cost me dearly and I find myself unable to justify your continued worth.”

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>->

"Hello! Welcome to our blog! I'm Ka and this is my sister Seni!"

"I'm Seni."

"And we're twins!"

"It's in the title."

"Hush! Anyway this an oc art and rp blog for us and we're always happy-"

"*You're* always happy, you mean."

"-to interact with everyone whether it be through art, prompts, rp, or just questions! This is a safe for work blog, so no sexual content please, but everything else is fair game! Go ahead! We don't bite!"

"He doesn't bite. I do bite."

"Seni!"

"Neither of us bites."

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THINGS MARKIPLIER SAYS SENTENCE STARTERS

Am I supposed to be scared?

Bitch, what are you gonna do now?

Come on! Come at me! Get some.

Excuse me, but what the fuck?

Forgive and forget.

Fra - gi - le. Must be French.

Goddamn it you sack of tits

Hello, 911? I’m breaking into my neighbor’s house.

Hello, neighbor!

Hello, you look tired! Also stupid.

Hello? I’m new to the neighborhood.

He was just mildly concerned that someone was in his house.

Hey, that’s uncomfortably close.

He’s stuck in his own trap like an idiot.

I am not Benedict Cumberbatch.

I don’t know what that is but I think it’s really stupid.

I don’t know what the fuck happened there.

I don’t like this place at all. Nothing in this place is cool.

If I do that, I’m gonna die.

I know that sound. I know exactly that sound.

I played with all the doodaddies.

Is it never going to be daytime?

Is that a crime? Probably.

I still got your remote, bitch.

I still have the flashlight.

It doesn’t work - wait, fuck - does it? Oh, it does.

I think that was a lie.

It isn’t too weird of a thing to imagine.

I’m assuming I did something wrong.

I’m gonna get up there and do the thing with the people.

I’m just going to barge into your home, don’t mind me.

I’m just gonna go to bed.

I’m not in your house! You’re in my house!

I’m so lonely.

Just gonna steal his milk, and his broom, and his pot.

Let’s get a good look at that ass.

Let’s keep the lights off, I like to make it creepier.

Looks pretty wimpy to me.

No reason to be nervous, I’m a human just like you.

Oh, look - a skull.

Oh, this has not been taken care of.

Oh my God, he’s got a glue collection. At least I hope that’s glue.

OH MY GOD I GOUGED HER EYES OUT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I COULD

Okay, well that’s terrifying.

Ring around the rosie!

Screw you. Screw you a lot.

Take one more step, I’m gonna call the police.

That was a screaming head. Okay then.

That was rather profound - but did it have anything to do with what’s going on right now?

The land value in this town must be shit.

There is no reason to be upset.

There’s a key in an apple.

There’s been a lot of changes.

These look fun.

This apple is my goodwill offering.

This is awesome - freaky, but awesome.

This isn’t exactly a good hiding spot.

Uh oh - blood.

Well, I need to get inside.

What did I just get myself into?

What is this all about?

What was I supposed to do?!

What’s wrong with me?

Who be bangin’?

Whoop - shit, didn’t mean to throw that.

Whoosh - okay, whoosh.

Who’s knocking on the other side of that goddamn door?

Why am I here?

Why are there doors on the ceiling?

Why did I buy this house?

Why is his car crashed into his yard?

Why is it oozing?

Why is there a big demonic symbol on the wall?

Wire, wire, where do you lead?

Yay. Good for me. I did it.

Yes, good - yes excellent - the baby’s crying.

You are a trusting individual and I like that. I like that a lot.

You didn’t hear shit.

You know how much of a genius I am.

You know what? Come on, kill me, I don’t even care.

You’ll never have any control in your life.

You’re not allowed to be that fast.

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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

UPDATED TWINS LORE

When the twins' mother found that she was pregnant her husband begged her to return to Bandle with him for the children's safety, however infatuated as she was by the mortal world, its people, and their customs, magic, and technology she refused. She wanted her children to grow up surrounded by such amazing diversity and inspiration. Her husband eventually agreed, but was constantly afraid something would go horribly, irreversibly wrong and eventually it did.

Seni and Ka were both born with incredible magical aptitude and while their temperaments differed drastically, it became apparent early-on that both would be exceptionally difficult. Seni - the female twin - was outgoing, headstrong, temperamental, and even aggressive. No warning or admonishment could be given to her that she wouldn't personally test to its very limits and no fight could face her that she'd be willing to back down from.

Ka, almost unerringly kind and optimistic, was strikingly different from his sister. Where Seni was stubborn, Ka was open-minded; where Seni was hostile, Ka was friendly and trusting to a fault. While both children were curious and often clever, Ka was a step above. It was blatantly obvious that the boy was a prodigy as he sought to disassemble mechanical items, imitate magical arts, and voraciously devour every scrap of knowledge available from the very moment his developing mind and motor skills would allow. One might reasonably think such a thing would cause a rift between the two, but Seni almost always marveled at Ka's discoveries and accomplishments rather than fester in jealousy over them. After all, she was more interested in exploring the vast outdoors, getting into trouble, and then getting back out of it using her fists or her cunning than she was in sitting cooped up inside to read.

At first things seemed manageable, if not difficult, in their parents' eyes as they lived a quiet rural life in their own little patch of the wilderness. Sure Seni was wild and Ka was brilliant, but working together the couple found they could manage...at least in the beginning.

As time passed and the twins' magical abilities grew the children found them harder and harder to control. Ka found himself increasingly confused by his abilities as a seer and was rarely sure when, where, or even *who* he was as memories from different lives blended together around him. While at the same time it was becoming apparent that the elemental magic Seni possessed was inherently dangerous; her skin and fur often became so hot that she could light fires or melt metal with a touch, her breath became laden with volcanic ash and toxic gasses for which she was forced to wear a filtered mask to avoid harming others with her presence alone. Worse yet was her equally volatile temper that seemed to only feed into her already unstable power in a dangerous loop. The young yordle became ever more uncontrollable and her wild behavior worsened until the only one who could reign in her temper was her brother.

Things finally came to a head when Seni and her mother got into one of their many bitter arguments. The occurrence that had sparked it was small, almost inconsequential -as it often was- but both parents had long been at the end of their ropes with their out of control children. The dispute escalated until something in Seni finally snapped and primordial rage tore through her body, rending everything around her in cataclysmic earthquakes and tearing fissures in the ground which spewed lava and volcanic ash high into the sky. Only Ka was immune to his sister's apocalyptic wrath and yet even as nearly everything he'd known and loved burned around him he could still only barely distinguish between Farsight and reality.

Suddenly bereft of home, family, and even knowledge on their own yordle culture the twins began to wander aimlessly throughout the mortal lands, taking each day as it came in an attempt to survive.

//So yeah there we have it. I originally created the twins way back in the old lore so I thought it might be time for a bit of change. Call it a rework maybe 😜

//Anyway I'm always open to any asks, prompts, or starters anyone may have! (Please please please give me something to do, I'm dying!)

#seni #ka #ooc #lore #twins #my art

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(Yordletwinsask) Ka: "Your hair soooo long! Can I braid it for you?" :^> Seni: "You pull any bullshit, lich and I guarentee you'll regret it." |:^/

Karthus smiles down at the yordles. They would make interesting undead, would they not? His eyes seem to flash with extra amusement or malice of some kind and his grin stretches a little wider at the one that is posturing and threatening. He seems to adress the other instea, leaning over a little more, long, thick, straight hair on tantilizing display. “Absolutely, my child. You may play with it if you like. One long plait might look well enough…. Shall I pick you up?” His voice is as rich and sweet as poisoned honey. @yordletwinsask

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A pleased grin blossomed over Ka’s face and he held his arms up like a child. He missed braiding his mother’s hair every morning and Seni always kept hers too short.

Seni shifted uneasily at the prospect of the undead thing touching her brother, let alone holding him. She knew Ka’s reasoning and felt the guilt claw against the inside of her rib-cage, so instead of shutting the situation down she eyed Karthus dubiously. The lich was sort of like a mummy right? He looked dry like one. Probably at least dry enough to catch fire easily, but while it wouldn’t effect Ka she wasn’t sure if she could burn the sorcerer fast enough in an emergency. And even if she could it might not do them any good anyway. Seni recalled from the fields that he could still cast spells even after he was rent.

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Karthus chuckles and picks up the little Yordle. What harm could there be in it? Little creature like that. So curious! Supporting the little guy in his arms, he grins down at what was surely his sibling. My but she looked like a troublemaker.

“Why so suspicious little friend, humm? He seems perfectly at ease. What- would you like to be picked up as well?” He holds out a hand to her, grinning.

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When Karthus reaches for her, Seni steps back and out of reach automatically. Defensive stance; ears back, knees bent, hands ready, balance low and evenly distributed, eyes locked with the lich’s own. She answers his question with an animal snarl and “Don’t touch me, zombie.”

Ka raises his eyebrows at her from his perch, but doesn’t bother to look; focused on manipulating Karthus’s hair instead. “Rude.” he says blithely. Seni scoffs at him in disbelief.

Absentmindedly Ka addresses the lich, “Don’t bother, she’s paranoid and antisocial as all hell. Try to pick her up and she’ll probably just burn you.” He pauses for a moment in his ministrations, recalling a few past incidents, before resuming. “That or she’ll bite you. This’ll only take a minute anyway.” He smiles pleasantly. It’s been a while, but he’ still a very efficient braider.

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There is something like an annoyed flash of pride in the lich’s eyes, and he raises one hand slightly, but it fades quickly, replaced with an urbane, if twisted smile, and he lowers his hand. Perhaps the voice of the other yordle is helping. “Zombie…” Karthus tuts at her “Tsk tsk. So rude. That’s a much lesser undead creature. Would you like me to raise one for you, my dear?”

His attention, however, is quickly focused on the little yordle working so diligently on a single, skillful running braid in his hair- quite well placed really too, if he is feeling it right. “Is that so? Well you have very good manners, little one. Did you know that can be your best defense sometimes from dangerous things? It’s true.” He chuckles in a short, low tone, the vibration of it going through the yordles, an odd echo beyond the range of human hearing but audible to big, sensitive yordle ears. His voice has such an odd tone to it- like listening to strange instruments that have somehow contrived to sound like a single person.

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Seni responded to Karthas's offer/threat with a low snarl, but her attention was diverted by her brother's cheerful laughter, "It's ok, Seni! Even if he makes a zombie you don't have to be scared of it because if it tried to hurt you then its face or hands or whatever would just melt off," the boy frowned as a thought occurred to him and then said frown turned into a grimace, "That'd probably smell horrible though...so maybe you guys shouldn't play that game. It probably wouldn't even be fun anyway."

Ka's ears flicked at the strange sound surrounding Karthus's words and he looked up from his braiding. Rather than looking at the Lich, however, Ka glanced past him, clearly looking at something other than the empty air on which his eyes were focused. He tilted his head to the side like a curious puppy, as the end of his tail twitching back and forth, and then returned his attention to the lich. "Who're your friends? Are they ghosts? You should ask them not to talk over you like that, it makes it hard to hear what you're saying...also it's kind of rude of them anyway."

After a second or so of hesitation while he tried to recall what he'd been doing and talking about before he was distracted, the child remembered the half-finished braid in his hands and immediately continued his studious work on Karthus's long white hair.

"Thanks!" Ka chirped in (slightly belated) reply to the lich's compliment on his manners as the implied threat went over his head entirely. Seni on the other hand, picked up on it instantly and took a long inhale to try and steady herself, exhaled a small cloud of volcanic smoke that wouldn't have been visible had she been wearing her mask like normal, then angrily watched the toxic byproduct of her barely controlled magic dissipate into the air as she tried to control her temper.

To be perfectly accurate this whole situation was *the smoke's* fault. It wouldnt kill him since they were largely immune to eachother's powers and side effects thereof, but breathing in the smoke (carbon monoxide, argon, nitrogen, sulfur dioxide, hydrogen chloride, etc.) that Seni exhaled still irritated Ka's throat, sinuses, and lungs. She wore her mask to avoid causing her brother even more pain and disorientation than he was often already in, but then the stupid filter had broken. If not for that they wouldn't have had to leave yordle territory in the first place to try to replace it, would have avoided coming across the lich, and would have avoided Ka being picked up by the monstrosity because he wanted to braid its hair. They really must have the worst luck in the world, but Seni hoped that maybe she could balance it out by being patient this time...and if that didn't work she'd just have to resort to disintegrating a couple mile wide swath of land, then grab Ka and run like hell.

#karthus #seni #ka #yordle twins #first rp reply in forever #because i remembered Ka can see magical stuff like spirits #cuz he have special eyes™#seni continues to be a literal walking volcano #sorry its so long #i just realized i forgot about seni's mask #and then decided to run with it

Tumblr has informed me that it's the this blog's second birthday 🎉

I'm sorry I haven't really been doing anything with it. I don't really have much in the way of ideas or prompts for it and nobody seems particularly interested, so between that and the fact that I've been working on other projects equals lack of content.

If anybody has ideas, thoughts, suggestions, or prompts please pm me or send an ask! I'd love to start it up again.

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Here we have Shadow and Laurals children. On the left we have Sliva and his sister Sonia. @laural-the-cinnamon-bun Done by @lastscoutstanding / @blindingd-art

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#yes yes im doing my own art chain #but i sorta forgot that i had other blogs #so imma do it #my art

e3 Ka?

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Winter Drawing Meme

Send a character and number and I’ll draw them…

1. Wearing a scarf 2. Throwing a snowball 3. Getting hit by a snowball 4. Drinking a hot beverage 5. Sledding 6. Decorating 7. Wearing a holiday sweater 8. As a Christmas Elf 9. On a snowy day 10. Opening a present 11. Licking an icicle 12. Building a snowman 13. Bundled up in warm clothes 14. By a fire 15. Tangled in Christmas lights 16. Counting down for New Years 17. Decorating Christmas cookies 18. Putting together a gingerbread house 19. Making a snow angel 20. Putting the star on the tree

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I’m obsessed with those “Draw your characters wearing–” Drawing Memes, So I finally made one myself full of super complicated Designs no one in their right mind would want to draw 8D

Inspired by this and this!!

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//The twins are a dangerous investment. Strong and smart, but loyal to those that help them. As long as he is in their best interest he knows they will comply. But he doesn’t trust them.

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