Unfiltered ramblings

The incoherent shit I think but don’t say to my irl frineds

[yorkinmyglorkus]

In my sophisticated era. I’ve purchased my first painting

[yorkinmyglorkus]

My best friend being extremely hot and in love with me is the best thing ever

[dogpuppy]

[kravatkan]

Had a dream that Kim Kitsuragi was found in the background of Illya Ripyn's paintings, and everyone was happy Kim existed irl

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[kira-serialfaggot]

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

[the-lumpfish-queen]

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so"

[cryptotheism]

There should be glory holes for knowledge and wisdom

[acidreign]

you mean libraries?

[cryptotheism]

you don't understand anything

[yorkinmyglorkus]

The Being Made of Pure Energy™️ when I ask what it wants for dinner

[segamascott]

[aflo]

you’re chopped unc

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[are-they-a-faggot]

that's peak i think

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

forgives you forgives you

[monster1994]

Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

[kiksniko]

what do you mean? this is a totally normal amount of blood to lose from a flesh wound.

[sacred-portal]