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i live bitches

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

snowdropskylark

hey so funny thing about this

sidsky

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

damespock

this website LOVES a damn time limit

joeyridersvoid

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

shag0hod

pangur-and-grim

Belphie’s skin is darkening, but the fur he has already grew in pale, so for now……..he be looking a little mouldy

pangur-and-grim

fiveminuterice

ever since i was a little boy i’ve always wanted to annoy my cat

valtsv

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

valtsv

wait fr

oh my god

valtsv

men when they die in svalbard

loyalshipper

valtsv

and waste fresh meat???

beepost-generator

I didn't think that it would be more wild, but it is. Terrifying.

seidmadr-secrets

Oh yes. The graveyard is quarantined.

Longyearbyen has some other nice laws, such as it being illegal to lock the doors of houses and cars (so that people can escape polar bears), or it being illegal to leave the town without firearms (so that people can defend themselves from polar bears.)

Is a pretty cool place.

britcision

So it’s not illegal to die there they just firmly prefer you try not to

#yeah the not locking cars things is pretty common in a few towns here that have polar bears #usually its better to lock your house tho because the bears can open your door otherwise :p

ohtransarchon

thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

#i did almost the same thing during my consult the other day lmao #the paper gown thing i was given was really short and more like a crop top on me #and i started doing stupidass fashion poses with it

im so tired rn but i have to do something in like 3 hours so i dont think i can sleep :(

#end me #yoshi talk

just finding out i couldve gotten like 10k+ from the government for post secondary if my mom applied for anything when i was a kid :/

#now most of them i cant apply for anymore cuz im too old and eligibility for most of them end at 16-18 #guess i'll die #yoshi talk

im streaming a game in a discord vc rn and somebody joined like usual

they start talking about something that i cant understand cuz theyre mic is so shit and i try to explain that i cant understand what theyre saying since its just sounds and all clumps together

mfw they tell yell at me to go fuck myself and leave

#like???????? what??????????#i wasnt even being a dick about it and i apologized for not being able to understand through their shit mic #yoshi talk