As expected, Yoshinari fell for the hook, line, and sinker â of course Kei was highly amused and delighted by the turn of events, but considering this happened all the time it truly was nothing new for him. No, what made each time a different experience was the odd drink or snack in question â and this, limited edition, was the test object for the day.
It was painfully obvious the man tried to coeur a excuse, find an escape route. Obvious, and expected, and both of the men knew that Kei wouldnât allow him to escape. He could just see the amount of fight, the will to live leaving Yoshinariâs soul as he used all the strength he had to chug the cola. From his position, Kei could smell the drink and it⌠was a rather prominent fishy aroma. If Kei was a lesser man with no training, heâd have wrinkled his nose from how unappealing the smell was.
Good thing he has Yoshinari to taste-test it for him!
The reaction was immediate, and Kei, enjoying watching Yoshinariâs suffering for a living, clasped his hands together as he watched the display with his mouth agape just slightly, witnessing the way the man was literally twitching with disgust. Was he about to die? Does Kei have to drag him to the hospital to get his stomach pumped?
Instead of asking Yoshinari these questions, Kei instead peered at him with a passive smile, showing absolutely no emotion or indication heâs fully aware of Yoshinariâs Pain And Suffering,
âItâs delicious? Iâm glad you like it, Yoshinari-kun~~â Kei, being totally-not-evil, dug through the plastic bag and waved another tuna-flavored cola in the air, his passive smile showing antagonist undertones. If one saw him now, theyâd wonder why heâs a police officer, âI have another just for you, if youâd like.â
He paused, briefly, making the air dramatic and tense, letting Yoshinari think the worst, perhaps ponder on how much his hospital bill will cost, if he should write a will, how he should refuse Keiâs generous offer,
âJust kidding~~ This oneâs mine. Donât be greedy.â Kei effortlessly opened the cola with one hand and chugged some of the flavor himself. It was as if the man didnât possess a single taste bud in his body as Kei showed no signs of being affected by it. Was he secretly an alien? Who knows at this point?
The taste was⌠much to be desired, but admittedly they both had worse. It wasnât his favorite oddest flavor, but it wasnât his least-favorite, either. Clearly, Kei was disappointed it didnât have much of a kick, and considered it underwhelming, â⌠Limited time and it tastes so bland.â He pouted, drinking his cola leisurely with no signs of wanting to heave his insides like Yoshinari.
Instead, he looked towards the ground at the cola Yoshinari dropped, a âtskâ escaping his lips,
âYo~shi~nar~i-Kun~~, you know how bad it is to litter.â His voice held a chill to it as he smiled; a hidden threat, although Kei wasnât serious by any means. He just liked riling the poor sod up.
Okazaki really is no fair! Yoshinari knows that, hope as he might, thereâs no escaping his cruel hold, and heâs constantly forced to the be the test subject (for fun, mind you) for all these weird tastes. Whether or not itâs as preparation for what he might have to accept as future stake out food, he isnât actually sure. Can he really take all of his superiorâs claims to heart when he masks deviousness behind a smile?
Hideaki, Hideaki, itâs no contest.
Still, if he has to do this, he best keep his strength up. Thereâs an unmatched energy before him, a man that can deal blow after blow without breaking a sweat. Truly, thereâs no stronger adversity than that of Kei Okazaki himself.
Good⌠Good thing theyâre on the same side, huh?
Even if this âallyâ could very well be the death of him. After all, this cola really isnât very agreeable on the stomach. Gahhh! He getting pale, dizzy, but heâs got to keep his balance, because collapsing in front of Okazaki would add yet another layer of humiliation, and later punishment, probably. He canât be weak for this job! He absolutely canât be!
âYe...ah, delicious, senpai...â
Yoshinari forces out, the definitive lie coming out pathetic and weak as he tries to recover just a bit of his bearings. Heâs got to be quick on the draw because he just never knows...
...n-never knows when another, follow up stunt like the one in front of him will be pulled!
Heâs sure Okazaki is taking full amusement in the horror heâs displaying in the moment, that sort of take two will definitely kill me... Iâll never be able to taste the amazing home-cooking of someone kind again... look, which, while oddly specific, is pretty accurate to his true feelings.
And if he had the strength, heâd actually be saying them, but thereâs something about the tension, about the possibility of having to take down another cola. And then... And then Okazaki laughs! Thatâs just like him!
âOkazaki-senpai, youâre too cruel..! I didnât even-â But he stops when he realizes that heâs just talking himself into a hole, and that Okazakiâs Super Selective in Cases Like This hearing would only catch the âmost desirableâ parts. Seriously... Yoshinariâs always going to be on the losing end of this battle, no matter what! At least thatâs what it seems like.
Thereâs no way his superior officer is human though! No way at all!
But well... yes, there has definitely been worse beverages, although those are truly on the never to be named again list... in Yoshinariâs book. Not that it means anything to anyone but him, most likely, and itâs not really the most fulfilling thing to keep track of, even if he tried to think of it as âstepping out of his comfort zoneâ and âgetting exotic with his palette.â Man, listen, there are sacred taste bounds you shouldnât forcibly cross!
Thatâs it, heâs in trouble again, by the hands of something he did on accident, and when heâs already fearful, itâs hard to get a good handle on whether or not itâs safe to push it off. At least... Okazaki is still himself, but heâs got to clean up, and fast.
âR-Right, got a little... err... hung up on the flavoring, that I... d-dropped it on the ground, haha...â Yoshinari picks up the colaâs container, gripping it tightly. May as well stamp a few more dents in it because heâs really giving it to that source of pain. Maybe thatâs a greater sign, even if the action is fairly unconscious. Now, this all going down in an alleyway is not ideal, but given their roles in the greater scheme of things, at least they had a place to stand.
And to make room for the inevitable future pain but... what can you do? Oh, only get ahead of yourself, and throw yourself closer to the fire, of course! Heâs going to regret this, but heâs not really thinking this through either.
âBut, itâll not make itâs home be the ground again! No sir! Why ever would a weird and rather horrid tasting thing find itself discarded on the ground like someone didnât want it? Wouldnât that be mean to it? Bullied and abandoned, without a chance to fight back, man, isnât that relatable?â