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Hi I'm Mint (they/them) and I've been here for eons but had to private my posts I swear I'm not a bot thx

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.

[the-irreverend]

It's the little things like the Tumblr Sexyman Contest that make me proud to be on this hellsite

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Same

[english-history-trip]

A cat took to the stage during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet ballet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Turkey's Izmir on Wednesday (June 10). 

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[sennamaticart]

A small snippet from my cyanotype zine I'm debuting at A2CAF this weekend!

[gl0wf1shhhguy]

Rocky mate bad as hell or something like that

[nikoriis]

there's always Something going on

[alienatedartt]

working on the petrova problem 💕

[paranoidpaleandroid]

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[theboombutton]

Senshi propaganda

That's not even fan art or anything, that's official art

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[bugliest]

I know in my soul that there’s a little G+R carved into the trunk of the biodome tree and written in sharpie on the walls of the hail mary and traced into the sand on grace’s beach even though the waves will wipe it clear soon enough. there are hand and claw prints peppered all over the cliff face. on the ship, there are still fingerprint smudges on the xenonite partitions

[snakussy]

"average eridian has like 30 kinks" factoid actualy just statistical error. average eridian super vanilla and waits until lifelong bond ceremony before mating. Savior Rocky, who lived in earth ship for 4 years and watched 10,000 hours of questionably inappropriate videos as a bonding activity with his alien mate, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[mahgck]

"don't post spoilers for the odyssey movie" I Guarantee Even If You Havent Read It You Know Over Half Of The Plot Points Through Cultural Osmosis its been 3000 YEARS.

[likelightinglass]

Link to Part 2

[khaliarart]

Just finished reading Andy Weirs book Project Hail Mary and I would die for Rocky