Helix-Unofficial

cringe fail girl, 10,003 years old, no soliciting

[lesserknownwaifus]

The Tour Guide from the Underworld from Yu-Gi-Oh!

[baeddel]

FAMOUS waifu

[baeddel]

FAMOUS WAIFUS

[baeddel]

MOST KNOWN WAIFUS

[saranilssonbooks]

A bit of Moby-Dick oceanography context:

Up until the mid 1870s, it was generally accepted that life could not exist below a depth of 550 meters. This is why some of Ishmael's whale theories are so off and why Ahab pictures the sea floor as a vast wasteland of bones and shipwrecks. 🌊

[plaguedocboi]

I mean. Can you blame them

[plaguedocboi]

Oh here it is!!!! The most unsettling thing Ahab/Ishmael might’ve believed about the deep sea

[femsband-archive]

[chongoblog]

NEW SPEEDRUN RECORD CURRENTLY RANKED 200/214

NO NEED TO PRETEND YOU ARENT IMPRESSED

[darkraven66697-deactivated20260]

which game?

[chongoblog]

KIRBY AND THE FORGOR

[animentality]

[swagophile]

"when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail" is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it's all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????

[arachnopus]

have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again

[swagophile]

what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i'm gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[karcatgirl-vantas]

when he's right he's right

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[yuriartillery]

the self is a useful fiction for communication, but make no mistake: it is a fiction. who "you" are changes from context to context. im sure it's convenient to believe there's unbroken continuity between those contexts, a perfect throughline that explains the core essence of yourself, but it really doesn't exist. im sure when next you wake up you'll feel a lot more amenable to this point of view. along with the dresses

[threedollarsdotcom]

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

[teo-garden-bugs]

[fluffygif]

Dreams come true for this lovely cat

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[abyssal-ilk]

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go

[cryptotheism]

Science changes all the time so it's impossible to tell if leprechauns are real or not.

[demilypyro]

HOW DOES IT KNOW?

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[jpegwoe]

[jpegwoe]

No but this is actually how true crime mfers sound