Helix-Unofficial

cringe fail girl, 10,003 years old, no soliciting

[knxfesck]

that's right.

[radio-jupotter]

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

[radio-jupotter]

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

[irlactualhuman]

[irlactualhuman]

There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.

Tough crowd.

[agwhaan]

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character

[irlactualhuman]

How fucking dare you.

[communalwife]

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[hai-hai-desu]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo

[servetolive]

[patheticperipatetic]

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

[wizardshark]

Volume 26

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[demilypyro]

Pokemon Black and White really lives and dies by whether you give a fuck about N. and I sure as hell don't. He always just struck me as an arrogant, self-important jagoff, so it was one of my least favorite pokemon games for a very long time. I actually think I feel the exact same way about Kaisei Arakawa from Akane-banashi, but Akane thankfully reacts to the guy pretty much exactly like I reacted to N, so it didn't ruin it for me.

My player character reacting to N's bullshit ^

[demilypyro]

Writers will literally put in some guy, make him completely insufferable, and expect me to sympathize just because he has a sad backstory. And they won't even make him transfem

[demilypyro]

My player character went home and kissed Bianca on the mouth

[im-mender]

she took the pey wet in the divorce

[im-mender]

I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she told the judge i had been smacking our barms

[im-mender]

in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

[retroactivebakeries]

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

[alyphhelix]

i counter with my Rocko's Basilisk, which eats your concept egg

[makeanevilwish]

I'm such a grump about the original meanings of jokes being lost/muddied. Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby is NOT supposed to be a one sided fight. The whole joke is that they are on equal footing. The joke is that babies cough so loud that the question of whether a coughing baby is louder than a hydrogen bomb is up for debate.

[borealeum]

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[c3rvida3]

I put a collar on him since you can wag his tail. :)

(made with an antique celluloid fawn toy and an articulated fishing lure)

[bruisedmarble]

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone

[angl01d-chud]

Idk man 8 billion might disagree

[lysenkoite]

Bandwagon fallacy