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Hi! I'm Laura, a 20-year-old Chinese language student from Holland. I like Castle, Once Upon a Time, Nikita, NCIS, Grey's Anatomy, Rizzoli & Isles, Friends, Orange is the New Black, and my latest obsession is Carmilla. I'm a fan of musicals, especially Wicked. Stana Katic and Willemijn Verkaik are my heroes, babies, unicorns, everything. Julie Andrews is perfect. Jennifer Lawrence is, too. Hit up my askbox, and we can have a chat :)

[hazydazed-deactivated20190920]

[freekicks]

i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”

[itsbrysontiller]

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

[ashes-to-lynx]

I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.

[pissoffpotter-deactivated201704]

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

[earth-to-trashcan-deactivated20]

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

[pissoffpotter-deactivated201704]

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

[lake-erie]

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

[alexander]

IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW

[princesslibrarian]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[fymodernfamily]

[pawkitj]

best modern family scene ever

[rachel--duncan-deactivated20150]

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[bensllo]

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

[unichrome]

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

[threepac-deactivated20120816]

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

[folktaylor]

someone has to date me eventually right

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

it’s easy to spot an angel you just gotta start telling a story in a group situation when people are too busy talking over each other to hear you. look for that one person who notices and makes eye contact and smiles encouragingly till you’ve finished talking– that’s the angel. same genus as that friend who, when everyone else is jokily slagging you off about something, notices that one comment has hit a nerve and subtly changes the subject or says something in your defence. these people are pure and go straight to heaven.

[inspectah-deck]

When you fall for someone’s personality everything about them becomes beautiful.

(via schnapsliebe)

[urbanoutfucks]

why do drugs when you can do me