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@madpangolin
I wept working 25Ā¢ over minimum wage at McDonalds
This just in millionaires add crying to the list of things that they should get paid for?
every night šÆšÆšÆ
$8.50 as the manager of a pet store working 36 hours a week and in college...
I donāt think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.
Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water
Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car
Showed this to my brother and he went ābet they wonāt have jobs after thatā
THEY WERENāT GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THATāS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!
Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezosā door like the 99 Theses
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because itās written in English
moi: pourquoi vous dƩtruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah Ƨa c'est bien
ich: warum zerstƶrt ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen mĆ¼ssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
Ć©g: af hverju eyĆ°ileggiĆ° Ć¾iĆ° jƶrĆ°ina!!! aliens: af Ć¾vĆ aĆ° Ć¾aĆ° er fĆ³lk sem finnst aĆ° enska sĆ© sĆŗ eina tungumĆ”l sem Ć¾au Ć¾urfa aĆ° tala Ć©g: oh, Ć¾aĆ° er vit Ć Ć¾essu. Ć©g skil.
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minƤ: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tƤƤl on ihmisiƤ joitten mielestƤ englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten tƤytyy puhua
minƤ: toi on reilua, ymmƤrrƤn
ē§: ć©ććć¦å°ēćę» ć¼ćć¦ćććć§ććļ¼
å®å®äŗŗ: č±čŖććåćåæ č¦ććŖććØęćäŗŗćććććć§ć
ē§: ćŖćć»ć©ććććć¾ćć
me: WosĆ¼ck maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat LĆ¼Ć¼d gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mĆ¼tt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ikāt
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
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ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!
taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe
ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko
Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..
tĆ“i: tįŗ”i sao cĆ”c ngĘ°į»i hį»§y diį»t trĆ”i Äįŗ„t!!! ngĘ°į»i ngoĆ i hĆ nh tinh: bį»i vƬ cĆ³ ngĘ°į»i nghÄ© rįŗ±ng tiįŗæng Anh lĆ thį»© tiįŗæng duy nhįŗ„t mĆ hį» cįŗ§n biįŗæt tĆ“i: į» thįŗæ thƬ tĆ“i hiį»u
Eu: Por que vocĆŖs estĆ£o destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque hĆ” pessoas que pensam que o inglĆŖs Ć© a Ćŗnica lĆngua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso Ć© justo, eu entendo.
jag: varfƶr fƶrintar ni jorden!!!
utomjordingar: fƶr det finns folk som tror att engelska Ƥr det Ƥnda sprƄket de behƶver kunna
jag: rimligt, jag fƶrstƄr
JĆ”: ProÄ niÄĆte Zemi?
MimozemŔńani: Protože tu jsou lidĆ©, kteÅĆ si myslĆ, že angliÄtina je jedinĆ½ jazyk, kterĆ½ potÅebujĆ znĆ”t
JƔ: To je fƩr, to chƔpu.
ja: dlaczego niszczycie ZiemiÄ?
kosmici: ponieważ sÄ ludzie, ktĆ³rzy myÅlÄ , że angielski to jedyny jÄzyk, ktĆ³rego potrzebujÄ
ja: rozumiem, w porzÄ dku
io: perchĆØ state distruggendo la terra!!!
alieni: perchĆØ ci sono delle persone che credono che lāinglese sia lāunica lingua di cui hanno bisogno
io: capisco, mi sembra giusto
Yo: porquƩ estƔs destruyendo la tierra!?!?
Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglĆ©s es la Ćŗnica lengua que se tiene que hablar.
Yo: te entiendo, es justo.
ŠÆ: ŠŠ¾ŃŠµŠ¼Ń Š²Ń ŃŠ½ŠøŃŃŠ¾Š¶Š°ŠµŃŠµ ŠŠµŠ¼Š»Ń?!?! ŠŠ½Š¾ŠæŠ»Š°Š½ŠµŃŃŠ½Šµ: ŠŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼Ń ŃŃŠ¾ ŠµŃŃŃ Š»ŃŠ“Šø, ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ¾ŃŃŠµ ŃŃŠøŃŠ°ŃŃ, ŃŃŠ¾ ŠøŠ¼ Š½ŃŠ¶Š½Š¾ Š³Š¾Š²Š¾ŃŠøŃŃ ŃŠ¾Š»ŃŠŗŠ¾ ŠæŠ¾-Š°Š½Š³Š»ŠøŠ¹ŃŠŗŠø. ŠÆ: Š, Š½Ń ŠæŠ¾Š½ŃŃŠ½Š¾, ŃŠ¾Š³Š“Š° Š»Š°Š“Š½Š¾!
A modern Rosetta stone.
Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi
3wiamu nii: efri s3 nkāfuā bi wā ho a āmo fri s3 brāfo ne kasa p3 a ehyia āmo
Onipa: a, ma te ase
I genuinely donāt understand why this is such a big deal. I get the impression that itās tacky, and I understand that Trump himself has so much money that he could afford anything-but the literal bottom-of-the-barrel in terms of cuisine.
This is such a non-issue!
Spare me the insight about cuisine ābefittingā of the Oval Office, or in any way āreverentā of the White House, or the ādignityā of the Presidency ā rhetoric painting it as anything less than an extravagant and excessive opulence is batting for aristocracy and oligarchy, hands down.
fwiw I think the press corps takes it personally. It offers a little window on their soul.
The press sees themselves as an integral part of the establishment and why shouldnāt they?
The revolving door between press and government is well established. They are a cadre of company men and effete propagandists on the jet set cocktail circuit.
They hold themselves above waffle fries and burgers and they feel in some sense ownership of the White House. Weāve witnessed this in the childish tantrums from the WH press corps over the last three years. They certainly have no respect for the office of the president or the electorate that put Trump there. Trump is a usurper, an unwelcomed bum forced on them by rust belt undesirables.
This behavior brings the stink of flyover country, offends their sensibilities and reminds them of their failure to deliver in 2016.
Why do you guys respect journalists enough to critically examine their psychology
Yeah all of that^^^ is bullshit. This is all about the fact that Trump invited the team to the White House on a whim. He invited a second tier (Division 2) college sports team to the White House because they won their division and Trump wanted attention. So when they were arriving at the White House - Trump's inept staff hadn't spread the word about his constant choice changes and instant decisions. So the FULL TIME CHEF'S STAFF (taxpayer funded pro-chefs there to cook for guest!) employed at the White House weren't use to cook them a meal. They sent out people to Trump's favorite fast food restaurants again because Trump has paranoia and prefers fast food because he thinks it can't be poisoned - because they don't know "whose" in the drive-thru. This isn't about the Media. This is about the fact that the United States elected a Malignant Narcissistic Psychopath and were suffering the consequences. This isn't about the media's looking down on fast food. This is about the media reporting on Trump's Impulsivity at inviting a college sports team on short notice, because of his narcissistic need for Attention, Trump's Incoordination with his staff because of the constant chaos within the white house, and his paranoia at food (its not germaphobia; germaphobes don't rawdog pornstars).
CHRIS EVANS, his Brother SCOTT EVANS, (Left) and SCOTTāS Boy Friend / Partner (middle)
āScott, why do all the men you bring home look like me?ā
This brings me joy.
Itās almost that time of year again!
Whereās that dril tweet
Magikarpās hidden talent.
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wtf
are you kidding
male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. canāt tell you how many times iāve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and saysĀ ājumping off of thatā¦ā then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.
I hate to be that guy, but it doesnāt just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone whoās analysis isnāt sufficiently complex and long winded for them.Ā
Been done to me by people of both genders.Ā
Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldnāt wait to talkā¦. yeah.Ā
(Nothing is ever clear cut ehā¦.)Ā
this is art
...holy fuck... as a gay black disabled male... I see why society is thumpin on men. We suck.
What y'all gonna act like you never heard of "Thirdst" before?
