Romeo...Juliet

shakespeare, and quotes from the high school sophomores reading it

[you-saucyboy]

help.

help my friend. they are 17, queer, and living in an unsupportive and unhealthy household. The only options they have are to be moved to a christian college half way across the country away from all of their support systems, or go to a christian camp for a gap year. They took their phone, job, and car when they discovered they were queer and are still barely allowed to see friends. They aren’t yet old enough to make their own college decisions, but want to get emancipated. The main barrier is financial. If you have a dollar or two, please donate here. The money will go towards affording college and housing. thanks

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[you-saucyboy]

“How did we miss that Nick BOTTOM was gay??”

-theatre techie, anonymous

[you-saucyboy]

“This makes no sense. I’ve literally found a chart to explain all these characters. We need to get rid of some of them”

-advanced english student, anonymous

[arottencrowd]

I have two brain cells and I only use them to find ways in which classic literature is gay.

[you-saucyboy]

“Mercutio isn’t dead - he’s alive in me! and you would have known that if you went to the poetry slam, you coward!”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[regardstosoulandromance]

what if the friar in much ado and the friar in romeo and juilet are the same friar and he’s just going around suggesting everyone fake their death as a solution to all issues

[residesatshamecentral]

In that case, Much Ado had better have happened first.

[you-saucyboy]

“Mercutio’s only two qualities: gay and stupid.”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[aibafiles]

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

[aibafiles]

#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)

yes. yes that is exactly what that means

[arrantknave]

[beradan]

“Did you - stop screaming, it’s just me - did you see your dad’s ghost recently?”

[you-saucyboy]

“Mercutio. Thoughts?”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[you-saucyboy]

“I would leave my life behind for my boy Mercutio”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[you-saucyboy]

hah...

[you-saucyboy]

“And then Mercutio just SLAPS Benvolios thigh…best part of the play.”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[you-saucyboy]

“My life is a Shakespearean tragedy...”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

[you-saucyboy]

oof my rotting corpse will still be here

[you-saucyboy]

“Two Men of Verona...ooh a spin-off fanfic!”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[you-saucyboy]

“I’ve got a better education than Shakespeare so he can fight me.”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous

[you-saucyboy]

“Romeo’s the ‘so no head?’ vine..”

- Advanced English Student, Anonymous