D4V3 1 H4V3 4 BLOG

Your name is TEREZI PYROPE, and have decided to make a BLOG TO SPITE DAVE. You can be INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS at times, and to be honest more than a little bit RUDE, but you don’t really care that much, and in fact find that KIND OF HILARIOUS. You have a penchant for conducting CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS, and HANGING SCALEMATES using many DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES. You also LOVE DRAGONS, and have subsequently followed NUMEROUS BLOGS in order to smell their MAGNIFICENT SCALES. What will you do? => Terezi: Annoy other blogs some more.

[antagonizedmismanager-deactivat]

I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW.

I’M JUST.

I THINK I’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND NOT ENOUGH ANSWERS. AND I’M TOO TIRED TO KEEP ASKING.

[youareallguilty-blog]

C4N'T 3V3N WH4T >:?

[youareallguilty-blog]

stop eating chalk its fucking weird

SCR3W YOU D14N 1 C4N 34T 4LL TH3 CH4LK 1 W4NT >:[1 F33L SORRY FOR YOU BY TH3 W4Y 1T MUST *R34LLY* SUCK TH4T YOU C4N’T T4ST3 1T W1THOUT T4ST1NG TH3 COLORSB3C4US3 1T 1S L1K3 4 P4RTY OF D3L1C1OUSN3SS 3V3RYT1M3 1 B1T3 1NTO 4 P13C3 

[inkedinstructor-blog]

im good thanks ill take in colors the normal way muted through my shades

[youareallguilty-blog]

BL4R TH4T 1S SO 4WFUL! 1 DON’T UND3RST4ND HOW YOU’R3 4BL3 TO ST4ND SUCH 4 MUT3D SCOP3 OF COLORS  >XO 1S TH1S WH4T 4LL COOLK1DS H4V3 TO GO THROUGH? 3NDUR3 4 T3RR1BL3 CURS3 OF M1N1M4L COLORS?

[youareallguilty-blog]

stop eating chalk its fucking weird

SCR3W YOU D14N 1 C4N 34T 4LL TH3 CH4LK 1 W4NT >:[1 F33L SORRY FOR YOU BY TH3 W4Y 1T MUST *R34LLY* SUCK TH4T YOU C4N’T T4ST3 1T W1THOUT T4ST1NG TH3 COLORSB3C4US3 1T 1S L1K3 4 P4RTY OF D3L1C1OUSN3SS 3V3RYT1M3 1 B1T3 1NTO 4 P13C3 

[blueberrrr]

@youareallguilty

what do you want to eat before we go off to the Office 

[youareallguilty-blog]

CH4LK

[plague-sprite]

Giveaway prize for meow-meow-catsnakedragons!

Bust of their lovely guardian, Legion!

[treadcarefullyherebedragons]

DRAGONS - Part 1

by Ben Wootten (http://benwootten.deviantart.com/)

http://benwootten.daportfolio.com/

[youareallguilty-blog]

@blueinspector B3RRYBR34TH 1T 1S 4LMOST L1K3 YOU W4NT M3 TO SN33Z3 TO D34TH 1N TH1S PL4C3 TH1S ROOM R33KS OF DUST 4ND 1 M34N *R33KS* 1 DON’T TH1NK TH3R3S 4NYTH1NG 1 C4N SN1FF W1THOUT 4 D1SGUST1NG F1LM OF DUST 3NT3R1NG MY NOS3  >XO

[blueberrrr]

“ Thats why we’re CLEANING it. also I never used this room for anything, so its only natural it’ll be Dusty. “

He says, Opening up a window and picking up a mug thats LITERALLY filled to the brim with Dust, and dumps it out the window.

“ perhaps I need to clean and dust more often though “

[youareallguilty-blog]

Terezi stuck her tongue out in depreciation, shaking a few strewn blankets outside the room, and sneezing again from the sudden outburst of dust. At this point, if she took too long to clean this place then she wouldn’t be surprised if she started losing some of her sense of smell from all of it! She gripped her hand tightly on to her cane.  “1 M34N, 1T’S PR3TTY GR34T TH4T YOU’R3 4GR331NG TO L3T M3 TO B3 YOUR 4PPR3NT1C3 4ND H3LP YOU BR1NG 4CTU4L CR1M1N4LS TO JUST1C3 4ND STUFF. BUT YOUR HOUS3 1S SO DUSTY 4ND 4WFUL TH4T 1 M1GHT 3ND UP H4V1NG TO US3 MY C4N3 FOR R34L!” She wiped her running nose on her arm before her face formed a smile again. It seemed as if this scalemate was awfully diligent with his job by the likes of how uncared it seemed. Which meant that she might just have a lot of fun with him.  “ SO 31TH3R YOU SP3ND SO MUCH T1M3 F1GUR1NG WHO TH3 CULPR1T 1S, OR YOU CONST4NTLY ST4Y 1N YOUR OFF1C3 1N TH3 HOP3S OF G3TT1NG 4 N3W C4S3! WH1CH HON3STLY 1SN’T TH4T SH1TTY OF 4N 3XCUS3 R34LLY.” “WHO W4NTS TO B3 ST4Y1NG 4T YOUR H1V3 WH3N YOU’V3 GOT 4 CR1M3 TO 1NV3ST1G4T3!”

[youareallguilty-blog]

@blueinspector B3RRYBR34TH 1T 1S 4LMOST L1K3 YOU W4NT M3 TO SN33Z3 TO D34TH 1N TH1S PL4C3 TH1S ROOM R33KS OF DUST 4ND 1 M34N *R33KS* 1 DON’T TH1NK TH3R3S 4NYTH1NG 1 C4N SN1FF W1THOUT 4 D1SGUST1NG F1LM OF DUST 3NT3R1NG MY NOS3  >XO

[youareallguilty-blog]

ooc

so I don’t need to find an au anymore I’ve been talking to the mun of @blueinspector and I’m going to be like doing some kind of protigee type thing with him  (t y again though hoodie :O )

[youareallguilty-blog]

Random Sentence Starters #1

"It smells loud."

"Blue is not a flavor!"

"I found a butcher knife in the bathroom."

"Did it seem kinda haunted in there?"

"I think I know how to use a bed."

"If I wake up in the morning and I'm dead... Wait."

"Because people stupid."

"I'm better than Google!"

"______ is my lovely person that I love."

"A thing of Cheez Whiz just exploded on me!"

"Cheese in a can sounds awesome!"

"Bow to your evil robot queen!"

"Those cookies though."

"WHAT is Velcro made out of?!"

"Someone's channeling their inner ______ over there."

"For the last time, I did not explode!"

[youareallguilty-blog]

YOU M34N YOU W3R3N’T TH4T 4LR34DY >:?

[suyopah]

OK, FIRST OF ALL.

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?

[youareallguilty-blog]

 WHO G4V3 YOU TH3 R1GHT TO ST1NK SO B4D 

THAT’S M3 BY TH3 W4Y, 1 4M DY1NG FROM YOUR D1SGUST1NG ST1NK 4ND 1F 1 W4SN’T D34D R1GHT NOW 1 WOULD D3F1N1T3LY B3 BR1NG1NG YOU TO JUST1C3 FOR TH3 H3N1OUS CR1M3 OF SM3LL1NG TO B4D (HOLY SH1T 4R3 YOU R34LLY 13?) (1′M 6) (4ND 4 H4LF) (4R3 YOU 4 THR3SH3CUSH1ON3R Y3T) (MOST 1MPORT4NTLY 4M 1 4 L3G1SCL4C3R4TOR) (B3C4US3 TH4T’S MY 41M TO B3 WH3N 1′M YOUR 4G3)

[suyopah]

I JUST GRABBED A WHOLE JUG OF APPLE JUICE.

THROW ME IN THE GARBAGE.

IM TRASH.

[youareallguilty-blog]

YOU M34N YOU W3R3N'T TH4T 4LR34DY >:?

[youareallguilty-blog]

does anyone know an au i can join ????????

[hellyeahomestuckrpdirectory]

ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY BLOGS

We are starting to update these lists again! 

You know the drill: Reblog this if you roleplay a Homestuck TROLL !

If you roleplay a Human click here!! 

[blindmasquerader]

“ i believe they have strawberry..Passiᵒn Fruit,- Cherry as well “  he answers, counting on his fingers. he’s had alot of the drinks it seems as he just keeps going on. a Big smile of Bulky rounded teeth as he remembers more

“ Hᵒneydew,,,Chᵒcᵒlate,,, black tea “

[youareallguilty-blog]

She stuck her tongue out at the black tea suggestion. "BLUUGH, BL4CK T34 1S ONLY TROLLS W1TH NO S3NS3 OF T4ST3! BUT 1'LL D3F1N1T3LY G3T TH3 CHERRY ON3. 4ND STUFF 4 BUNCH OF R3D CH4LK 1N TH3R3 TOO, H3H3H3H3H3. "

[blindmasquerader]

@youareallguilty

He quietly sips from his blue Hawaiian drink, sweet dark blue candy balls floating slightly at the bottom, he’s currently just sitting on a olden wooden bench as he enjoys his drink, that is before he hears someone coming up and fast

[youareallguilty-blog]

The unmistakable whiff of blueberry and cavities made itself into the trolls nose, and she couldn’t help but abide to her curiosity as she followed the scent, the familiar shape of Ripzen eventually making itself noticeable in her imagination. Or well, semi-familiar, you had only really smelled him once before and you were sure he kinda freaked out because you licked him.  Which was kinda shitty honestly! But at least it gave you a hint on what to do if you wanted to mess with him.  “WHO4, R1P WH4T’S 1N TH4T?” She pointed a finger awfully close to the liquid as she took another deep sniff. This girl honestly had no respect for personabl boundaries.  “1T K1ND4 SM3LLS L1K3 4 WHOL3 LOT OF FRUCTOS3 SMOTH3R3D 1N BLU3 BLU3 BLU3 BLU3B3RR13S 4LL CHOK3D UP 1N 4 H1NT OF TH4T W31RD T34 STUFF ONLY R34LLY SNOOTY TROLLS DR1NK!”

[blindmasquerader]

Oh! It’s that one troll girl, terezi was it…? He hopes that’s it because it would be rude to forget a person’s name.

“ hm…? Yôu mean my Gubble tea…?, ” he asks, shaking the drink some as he taps his cane some.

“ gubble tea is just candy/milk based tea ”

“ it’s blue Hawaiian..!, Yôu can have a sip of Yôu want, ”

[youareallguilty-blog]

“BLU3 H4W4114N?” She questioned, furrowing her brow. She didn’t think she had heard of that name before, which made her even more interested in tasting it, and she leaped at his suggestion, ripping the tea out of his hands before drinking some of it.  And holy shit, this tasted great.  “R1P, TH1S T4ST3S D3L1C1OUS! 1 TH1NK 1 M1GHT JUST H4V3 TO CONF1SC4T3 1T  FROM YOU 4ND PL4C3 1T 1N T34 J41L FOR T4ST1NG TH1S GOOD.” 

[blindmasquerader]

He’s pretty calm and it gets snatched, seemingly having no problem with sharing with the drink.

“ they have ᵒther Flavᵒrs as well,,,? i bᵒught it frᵒm the nearby gubble tea shᵒp, Gubble Bubbles “

[youareallguilty-blog]

Wait, other flavors? Her ears weren't deceiving you, were they? Because they better have red, since red was the best color ever and anyone who said otherwise were immediately guilty of perjury. She took another sip of the drink.

"W3LL M4YB3 W3 SHOULD 4RR3ST TH3M 4LL! TH4T'S 4 H1NT FOR YOU TO T4K3 M3 TH3R3, BY TH3 W4Y. " A slightly blue tinged smile creeped across her face as she said this, and she leaned on Zip a little. This was going to be fun.

"DO TH3Y H4V3 R3D?"

[blindmasquerader]

@youareallguilty

He quietly sips from his blue Hawaiian drink, sweet dark blue candy balls floating slightly at the bottom, he’s currently just sitting on a olden wooden bench as he enjoys his drink, that is before he hears someone coming up and fast

[youareallguilty-blog]

The unmistakable whiff of blueberry and cavities made itself into the trolls nose, and she couldn’t help but abide to her curiosity as she followed the scent, the familiar shape of Ripzen eventually making itself noticeable in her imagination. Or well, semi-familiar, you had only really smelled him once before and you were sure he kinda freaked out because you licked him.  Which was kinda shitty honestly! But at least it gave you a hint on what to do if you wanted to mess with him.  “WHO4, R1P WH4T’S 1N TH4T?” She pointed a finger awfully close to the liquid as she took another deep sniff. This girl honestly had no respect for personabl boundaries.  “1T K1ND4 SM3LLS L1K3 4 WHOL3 LOT OF FRUCTOS3 SMOTH3R3D 1N BLU3 BLU3 BLU3 BLU3B3RR13S 4LL CHOK3D UP 1N 4 H1NT OF TH4T W31RD T34 STUFF ONLY R34LLY SNOOTY TROLLS DR1NK!”

[blindmasquerader]

Oh! It’s that one troll girl, terezi was it…? He hopes that’s it because it would be rude to forget a person’s name.

“ hm…? Yôu mean my Gubble tea…?, ” he asks, shaking the drink some as he taps his cane some.

“ gubble tea is just candy/milk based tea ”

“ it’s blue Hawaiian..!, Yôu can have a sip of Yôu want, ”

[youareallguilty-blog]

“BLU3 H4W4114N?” She questioned, furrowing her brow. She didn’t think she had heard of that name before, which made her even more interested in tasting it, and she leaped at his suggestion, ripping the tea out of his hands before drinking some of it.  And holy shit, this tasted great.  “R1P, TH1S T4ST3S D3L1C1OUS! 1 TH1NK 1 M1GHT JUST H4V3 TO CONF1SC4T3 1T  FROM YOU 4ND PL4C3 1T 1N T34 J41L FOR T4ST1NG TH1S GOOD.”