bitches, man

You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate.

[partytimehexcellent-blog]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

this is so 90s i can’t even stand it

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[telesilla]

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

[android1000]

[epic-humor]

[toocooltobehipster]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[meanplastic]

REAL FRIENDS VS FAKE FRIENDS

[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

[classof1999]

Somebody told me that the reason Cousin Skeeter was cancelled was because they couldn’t get the slime out of the puppet 

[pinkfloydd]

[motherpup-blog1]

outrageously good looking family

[thestray]

Can I date a family?

[wowmelanin]

I mean…shit good question…

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[aquaristlifeforme]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

[rowenamarion]

Christmas and otters are my two favorite things. This post was made just for me.

[jacensolodjo]

@dreemgoat is this u

[1212121212212-deactivated202101]

[stability]

I’m so happy for them

[ryumain]

on the internet:

in real life:

[christophermoran]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

I’m screaming in 10 different languages

[my-commc]