Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the Policeman's Ball?
I honestly have no response for that.
It goes without saying that your father is in no way to participate in this investigation.
He's no longer on the force, and his meddling could compromise the case in court.
What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.
No, and frankly, I could care less.
Why do people say, 'I could care less' when they really mean, 'I couldn't care less?'
I will personally see to it that each of you is charged with obstruction of justice.
You two realize I carry a gun, right?
I need to get something off my chest.
So you think someone planted it in his locker?
I don't even know how that ridiculous urban legend got started.
It was your big-ass mouth!
I wanted to keep it a secret! You were the one who was broadcasting it at the lunch table!
We actually started an urban legend.
Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.
How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.
Don't be a rabid porcupine.
I'm a man of untold mystery. that's why my friends call me G.
I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin!
I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Matter of fact, Lego wants to sponsor me this year.
Remember, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.