The universe is for me, and so is everything else

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Going to Bettchen. Having a Nickerchen. Straight up schlummering.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[techno-danger]

I would very much like some good news and good luck please

[youcancallme-queen-v]

Drinking game idea: take a shot every time a presenter says “thank you for the wonderful show tonight”. You’ll be drunk by the end of the jury vote and hopefully forget whatever the fuck the juries were doing.

[youcancallme-queen-v]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: abolish the jury vote.

[youcancallme-queen-v]

I just had a Croatian fever dream

[youcancallme-queen-v]

Wake up, babe, Albanian Kelly Family just dropped

[youcancallme-queen-v]

Switzerland stop sending exchangeable babyfaced dudes challenge

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

[otherwindow]

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

[darlingofdots]

but it will be so funny when next year's show has to happen at dover port because everyone got stuck in the lorry jam

[youcancallme-queen-v]

Drinking game idea: take a shot every time a presenter says “thank you for the wonderful show tonight”. You’ll be drunk by the end of the jury vote and hopefully forget whatever the fuck the juries were doing.

[youcancallme-queen-v]

New hand washing tutorial for medical professions just dropped

[patroclusdefencesquad]

this eurovision is suffering from an appalling lack of veggies and pussy 😔

[eurovision-shit]

Some Eurovision memes y’all can cry over

[degenezijde]

Camera: zooms into performer’s face

Eyes: contact

Me: oh no a ballad

[myblained]

[beyzathe]

let's face it. we need ballads to calm down the masses. if we had 25 absolutely unhinged gay songs all of europe would riot for a week

[kat-from-minasmorgul]

maybe I WANT to riot for a week