Sweet and Spicy (and everything in between)

a blog dedicated to kpop, anime, comics, and occasionally other random cool stuff i find

[youcanthandletheadorable]

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LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FUCKER SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

[biggggblack]

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

[harukatachibanaa]

This post is my life force

[sparrow-va]

note to self: make an audio post of this

[majesticaljeff]

It is 1am and i am going to wake my entire house from laughing

[chubbypunkcherub]

My only friend thinks I’m crazy because it’s been silent for 20 minutes and then I start dying of laughter and it’s 2am

[asdfasdfwef-deactivated20160404]

slimejen LOOK WHAT JUST CAME BACK ON MY DASH

[cielombre]

I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time people. One time !

[no1twerkslikegaston-deactivated]

I can just tell Wasabi is the mom/designated driver of the group and that pleases me.

[lotolle]

I haven’t seen this movie yet, but I love this guy already.

[prolifeproliberty]

“Why is your blinker on?” “YOU HAVE TO INDICATE YOUR TURN, it’s the LAW!”

[8bitrevolver]

Retro Game Room Version 2 I needed to patch the walls and paint, so I thought I might as well change it all up.

23 different consoles and handhelds, about 450 old games. Framemeister xrgb-mini upscaler so it doesn’t look bad on a new tv, handmade custom MAME cabinet, and a fuzzy chair and fuzzy carpet :)

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

[fujicucumber]

And no girlfriend

[8bitrevolver]

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

[milliondollarnigga-deactivated2]

what a extremely lucky person they are

[forever--snow]

For the plot! *q*

[heavenlydiamond]

Japanese voice actors - part 1

[sunyshore]

[youcanthandletheadorable]

Clearfile art from the Free! IwaSame Collaboration Cafe, which opened today!

Scan by me, feel free to use (＾◇＾)

[lis-redfox]

I want you (✪ ω ✪) Ittoki Otoya from Starish

[cin2min]

【Artbook】 SUICIDE SQUAD - TAEMIN

cr.RAVIOLILEE

[therealoctopimp]

Ever wonder what it was like for Sparky and I to visit Funimation? Well WONDER NO LONGER!

[darlingarmy]

Son Goku Dragonball Z Printed Cosplay Dress  by Darling Army

[fatenumberfor]

IKON IS GONNA DEBUT 15 SEPTEMBER

IKON IS GONNA DEBUT 15 SEPTEMBER

[sir-broccoli]

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

[ultrafacts]

Sea slugs aren’t exactly creatures you’d consider to be adorable, but Japan’s Twittersphere has just rediscovered what is probably the cutest sea slug ever – Jorunna parva, a sea slug that looks like a fluffy bunny.

This tiny sea slug’s bunny ears are actually rhinophores, or chemosensory scent/taste organs that help them detect chemicals in the water and make their way across the ocean floor. They can be found from the Indian Ocean to the Philippines to Japan, where photos of them have become popular.

Source

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[blackumi]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

[ayellowbirds]

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

[youcanthandletheadorable]

I would just like to add that this person is probably a professional, and not everyone with a dive license should go around trying to pet sharks. Yes, be nice to them, but if you don't know what you're doing, give them their space.

[blndrgn]

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