Better Start Dreaming

Alina. 21. 1/2 student 1/2 lover. Aspiring PA and hopeful traveler. Twitter: Bluebrickroad7

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[delicatelytoobear]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

[mothdogs]

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

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[ratspotting-deactivated20180430]

[catchymemes]

[crossed-quills]

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is my single favorite halloween post in all of time and history

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[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Being on tumblr after the update like

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[winfieldblue]

[fleshanimal]

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[the-artificem]

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[curlicuecal]

i had to look up the monocle republican and i was not disappointed

[curlicuecal]

hot take

[bluesmoth]

[0-memento-mori-0]

Tumblr hurt itself in it’s confusion

[metalbatteryzone]

Great

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