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Jefferson:That coat looks terrible on you, Hamilton

Hamilton: I'm rereading the letters you wrote me

Jefferson:what

Hamilton: I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line

Jefferson:what are you doing

Hamilton:for some kind of sign

Hamilton:of when I asked for your fucking opinion

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I’m so shocked that this photo has never passed by my tumblr, so here it is: straight from the NY Times article!

Eliza: Take a break!

Hamilton: A break?? 😂😂 That word isn't even in my vocabulary🙅‍♂️ The grind😤💪💯 is non-stop🚫 you get nothing❌ if you wait for it ✋🏻sun up ⬆️to sun down⬇️ i am a mind 💭at work ✏️💪

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He just gets me.

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If somebody hasn’t heard clipping., can you do part of a rap?

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That said, here are some Hamilton facts for y’all that are all true to life (picked from Chernow’s biography, which I read far too often)

Hamilton’s ship caught on fire on the way to America

Burr was the lawyer for Maria Reynolds in her divorce from James Reynolds

At a ball prior to Hamilton and Eliza’s marriage, of which Angelica, Hamilton, and Peggy were attending together, Angelica dropped a garter and Hamilton, like a chivalrous hoe, swoops in to pick it up and Angelica teased him, “haha you’re not a knight of the garter” and peggy goes “nah but he’d be a knight of the bedroom if he could”

I am deadass not making this up. she said that in real life (albeit with different wording)

One time at a debate, Burr was so pissed off at how Hamilton would never shut the fuck up, so he successfully tried to predict all the points he would make and countered them all, making it the only time Hamilton was ever left embarrassed and speechless

maria reynolds was a blonde

hamilton was a ginger. dude had BRIGHT red hair and total mary-sue eyes because people described them as “violet-blue.” WHO HAS VIOLET BLUE EYES

Hamilton BLASTED Eacker in the press after he killed Philip & roasted the shit out of him. dude was ANGRY

After his duel, when Hamilton was rowed across the Hudson, he was the one and only person to be calm, not panicked & not grief-stricken at the prospect of his death

Burr deadass wrote to the doctor tending Hamilton AS HE WAS DYING and said “yo i hope he’s okay” (again, different wording of course)

Prior to his death, one of Hamilton’s sons lawyered for Burr’s second wife, coincidentally named Eliza Jumel, in her divorce from him

Madison was pretty guilt-ridden after Hamilton died (he spread a lot of rumors about his treasury funds) and he went to visit Eliza & try to compensate her for Hamilton’s nonexistent money, as she was in a financial hole, & she goes “nah fuck off” (WORDING DIFFERENTLY OFC) and told him off for being a dick

Theodosia Burr died overseas a few years after Philip & Hamilton’s deaths

When James Monroe came to apologize to Eliza later on in life, after Hamilton’s death, for how shitty he treated him, Eliza - a seventy year old woman at the time - basically said the 18th century version of “fuck you” and roasted his soul out of his body

what im trying to say is that lin portrayed everyone in the musical fuckin amazingly like Got Damn . there was A Lot of irl drama with these eighteenth century ninnies