[indomie-fried-noodle]

[deactivated1053489]

“How is Brendon Urie disbanding a band of one person” simple. Tonight he will finally take the green ribbon that he keeps habitually wrapped around his neck and he’ll undo the bow and unravel it and

[thotsandpreyers]

She’s camp. She’s the moment. She slays. She serves cunt. Next question.

[timberwool]

She literally dance in a hallway with self-made machette... we dont really need some pretentious reasons, Akela.

[k-eke]

Love these dogs so much

[hollowboobtheory]

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

[hollowboobtheory]

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

[youfuelme]

every 2 weeks i cry about my mom. she is alive and living her life, but we’re not in each others. it’s been 14 months, and it was my decision, but i still feel guilty. i keep waiting for the day she comes to me, understanding of my feelings and why i cut her off. but every day, she doesn’t. i was 25 when we fought. i’m 27 now, and boy do i feel time moving.

when she was my age, she had me and my sister already. a mother of 2 with a man she would later divorce. she had to grow up at a young age, and so did i which you’d think would make her more empathetic. any boundary i put up was taken as an attack. any gift given to me was held over my head.

is this how she was raised? as the youngest child having to take care of her parents who can’t read? does she envy me bc i remind her of her own siblings who left her to care for her parents alone? is that how my sister feels?

i hate that my mother may think i hate her. i never could. i never doubted that she cared about me, but as i get older i wonder if she ever truly liked me as a person. i think that’s what hurts the most.

[egberts]

everyone say thanks to the four bears that gave you autism today

[rslashrats]

my gmail impression

some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

[discombra]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

OH MY GOD

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

[lisanamjoon]

someone on tiktok mentioned they’re 24 and they’ve yet to be intimate with anyone romantically and someone commented and said that’s an awful situation to be in… like they were deadass serious lol y’all have got to stop shaming people for not having had the same experiences as you at a certain age. and that goes for everything in life. we all have different timelines. be respectful and understanding of that. and speak to people with love. help them if they don’t understand something that may come simple to you. answer their questions without making them feel less than. kindness goes such a long way.

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[45percenterthen]

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with ‘hi for the love of god hello’ 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

[blaintism]

every blaine anderson performance: SOMETHING'S COMING

[cinematech]

[floxi-deactivated20230719]

i have never ordered the chocolate croissant from starbucks because it looks like it has feelings