gender? I barely know her! gender? I barely kno-

they/any | feel free to tag me in chains | I enjoy multitudes. possibly too many tudes. | interview with the vampire fundamentally altered my brain | me when the postman by david brin has the exact flavour of optimism I need | mmm smoker on the balcony | Thomas Meyer my beloved (make him suffer)

[were--ralph]

i think we're at the point where games officially take too long to make

[were--ralph]

If you make a new console (Switch 2) and 99% of the games are remakes and remasters and ports for games already multiple years old and it's 9 months between Directs, i think the plot got lost somewhere and we need to go back shorter dev times for smaller faster games.

[were--ralph]

Porting a game from 2019 for your console, only a year old, i think there's an issue with a lack of games

[were--ralph]

anyway play more indie games support more indie devs etc

[nerdygaymormon]

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

[etakeh]

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[miamaimania]

Tracery: A Symphony in Bronze by Timothy Cleary

[afurioushawk]

It's what the Green Party and Sunrise Movement thought was best.

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[captainkirkk]

What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

[onemonthintheatlantic]

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

[onemonthintheatlantic]

[notfunkypicasso]

All mikus are canon :> (speedpaint below)

[dogpuppy]

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I would like to humbly present to ya'll a little army of pridefishes!

Happy pride month everyone! 🫶

I love them! 🏳️‍🌈🦵🐟🦵

[radio-jupotter]

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks