The Queen of Nothing

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please i stg i will give my left arm for josh to show up somehow in until dawn 2

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y'all forgetting that markiplier HAS a tumblr account (@markiplier) is sending me

he's been here the whole time

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id like to apologize to everyone who heard me say "make something original" after the toy story 5 trailer played in my theatre

i did not realize i was that loud

i wont apologize for being correct

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

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As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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yeah... i have no excuse for how long this took. (well i do, but im not gonna go into it here)

Part 2 of Episode 3 of @zoe-oneesama's Scarlet Lady AU comic in colour!! (only did 1 of the bonus images, mostly because it was the one with the most solid lineart)

Here's Part 1!

Episode 1

Episode 2 part 1

Episode 2 part 2

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Renders of the eel's full body by molly brown

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i tHOUGHT THIS WAS A TUMBLR LIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE HAS ACTUALLY USED IT?????

AND GOT IT PUBLISHED????

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standing in line at timmys and saw a coffee mug that said "camp gay" and got super excited but then i got closer and it just said calgary :/

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i love my bf

but not enough to play starfox 64

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i love my bf

but not enough to play starfox 64

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sOMEONE KILL ME

THE TERM "KISMESIS" SHOWED UP IN A BOOK IM READING

the tonal whiplash i received cannot be understated

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Not what I expected my boyfriend to send me, but it tracks

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a followup

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

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wait hold up if d3rlord3 can't look away from the screen how the fuck did Avery get the laptop??

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time to cope

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yeah hi i need about 15383062810 fix-it fics on my desk my tomorrow morning kthxbaiiii

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methinks someone is about to be fired at nintendo...