Everything that I want in life

An almost 20 year old just trying to make it into the world.

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[onlytwitterpics]

[slogthor]

[jay-berd]

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

[lovescenehair]

miss.sugar.peach on instagram

[unsavant]

[flesh-milk]

[saradanversrogers]

ariana_greenblatt A tale of two Gamora’s 💚💚

[ginnyweasleys-archive-deactivat]

#relatable

[kimbasprite]

Somebody kill me

Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat

And I don’t know which one to do for my cosplay…

[atopfourthwall]

…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?

[darkpuck]

So THAT’S how Brock knows!

[kimbasprite]

All the Joy’s are different, too. Their crosses are each different colors.

[kimbasprite]

#I thought the Nurse Joy one only happened recently though #like in the new seasons

Nope. While blue and pink repeated a few times, generally each Joy had a different color city to city.

These are all from season 1 & 2 Nurse Joys.

[miloucomehome]

Oh good god.

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

holy fucking shit how did no one else notice this it’s been like tEN FUCKING YEARS

[multiverseofmischief]

Welp, I just learned something new. And I was in this fandom for 13 years.

[realifedreamgirl]

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[scruples]

[womenwearingsuitsandblazers]

[semperfeminas]

lmao same

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GET IT GIRL

[asymbina]

she’s this close to licking her and biting her lip

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The last time I saw THAT MUCH THIRST to get railed by Cate Blanchett on a persons face I was looking at my reflection in my television screen

[between-stars-and-waves]

XD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Foolish Heteros: Kristen Stewart never smiles

Me, a bisexual intellectual: Have u ever considered that she looks so unhappy because she surrounded by men?

LOOK AT THIS FACE

this is not the face of an unhappy woman

this is the face of a woman who is gayzing into the face of god

and wants god to sit on her face

[hurryputter-blog]

And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.

[buttpregnant]

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

[pinkandtonic]

he was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. Im crying 

[thediaryofshaneanne]

CRYING

[preservable]

imagine being emotionally stable 

[lesser-flamingo]

trans men are MEN you fools!!!!!!! not girls in a phase! not confused lesbians! gay trans men are gay men! trans men with boobs are men! trans men with long hair and delicate features are men! short young trans men are men! trans men who are gentle and kind and softspoken are men! understand this and move past ur transphobic & toxic masculinity-affected views of what it means to be a man!

[lesser-flamingo]

this got notes shockingly fast, thank you all. I feel like there are rarely affirmations for trans men, even from people who regularly post trans positivity.

if you are a trans man, please have a lovely day.