yes, the blood inside of me is inside of you.

Dat Ask.

[iressails]

Ilya 'tornado blowjob' Rozanov (via intergalacticmca)

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[hrgifs]

shane taking care of ilya ♥️

[hrgifs]

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[handsywoman]

that first glimpse at jealous Shane and Ilya's adorable reaction to it 🥹

[afriblaq]

Most people don’t even know her name. Alice Parker is her name. Back in 1919, she created and patented a gas powered heating system when most homes were still using fireplaces and coal stoves. She imagined heating an entire home safely, with different rooms warmed individually instead of relying on one fire source. Even though her system wasn’t fully used back then, her ideas are the reason modern central heating and zoning exist today. That’s Black history. That’s legacy.

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[luvsinstatic]

When children see Michael they see a human. When adults see Michael they see money. - Phil Collins.

[handsywoman]

your cab is definitely here. bye.

[thisfeebleheart]

the holy trinity of soft kisses

[garagepaperback]

don't you-

for your body an open hand by @eleadore

[arliedraws]

why do i feel like i’ve already done this one

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[kawareo]

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

[kawareo]

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

[kawareo]

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

[firbolgonmain]

[bookwyrminspiration]

WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER

[owlpostagain]

Actual Transcription of the Chamber of Secrets Rescue Scene

Harry: OMG Ginny!

Voldemort: [Subtle Threat]

Harry: Wait is she dead?

Voldemort: [Less Subtle Threat]

Harry: Okay, help me get her out of here.

Voldemort: [Threat]

Harry: Yeah, whatevs, are you going to help me or not?

Voldemort: [Obvious Threat]

Harry: So can I have my wand back so I can help her?

Voldemort: [Very Obvious Threat]

Harry: Look, can we talk about this later? We need to get her out of here.

Voldemort: [Extremely Obvious Threat]

Harry: You know, I’m starting to feel like you’re not being very helpful.