World Not Weird Enough

Assorted fantasy, sci-fi, and podcast fandoms.

[acadieum]

poppin off “inktober” with jupeter in some traditional noir vibes! 💕

[swallowtailed]

[id: a digital painting of Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev, facing off on a dark red background. Juno is dressed in a cream shirt, suspenders, and a black tie, and is holding a rose by his side in one hand and pointing a handgun at Peter with the other. Peter is wearing a black halter top evening gown, slit up the side, and black opera gloves. He is holding a knife behind his back with one hand and touching Juno’s face with the other. They are making intense eye contact. /end id]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

[thelightfluxtastic]

Image ID: A gray userbox with the Bureau of Balance logo on the left side. It reads “This user is” and then the rest of the sentence is hidden by a bar of static. /End ID

[scrapnick]

I can’t believe we’re getting a season 4 of @woodenovercoats no better way to celebrate than a hug from your best friend in the whole wide world!

[thatwest0nkid-deactivated202106]

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

[somethingdnd]

interesting method

[takeo14]

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

[somethingdnd]

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

[onion-ice]

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

[somethingdnd]

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

[captain-forsyth]

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

[somethingdnd]

then you have a very busy continent

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

[somethingdnd]

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

[words-are-chaos]

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

[jonkakes]

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

[widobravely]

me, sadly: i don’t have enough dice to do this

wait…….

i do if it’s an archipelago!

(pardon my messy desk and terrible angles)

and ta-da! a badly watercolored map of an unnamed archipelago for an unrealized campaign. it’s taped on the wall facing my desk so i can stare at it and day dream about running an irl campaign with my own lore and stuff.

[obsessed-dedenne-deactivated202]

Translation: How to instantly make a Pokemon region

[archiveblegh]

you feel like home

u know, That Scene

(pls click it for better quality im begging u)

[figofswords]

not to wolf 359 on main but daniel jacobi would have gone to the area 51 raid and spent the entire time texting pictures of the gates to lovelace interspersed with messages like “are they in there? your family?” and “home sweet home, eh?” and “looks familiar, doesn’t it?” until he snaps a picture of someone in an alien costume only for the person to take off the headpiece to reveal its lovelace. she’s been here the whole time. fuck you, jacobi. 

[caitmayart]

Who’s ready for the finale?

[susiephone]

one of my favorite things from wooden overcoats is when occasionally eric says “enjoy yourselves” in a way that VERY clearly translates to “fuck you.” it’s like hearing the british version of a southern woman saying “well bless your heart.”

[whoistobio]

Gals!

[mxcosmic]

Penumbra AU’s are what I live for, and honestly these two are so Tulio and Miguel it kills me

[dogmouthed-doe]

Rosalind: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Pamela: It’s called arson, and those people are called witnesses.

[unbielevenary]

If Eric Chapman set up a rival funeral home across the street, I simply would not let him take all of my business.

RIP to the Funns, but I’m different.

[woodenovercoats]

Wooden Overcoats on Instagram: “Wooden Overcoats: The Last Season. Summer 2020 https://www.woodenovercoats.com/blog/2019/9/15/the-last-season”

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The Wooden Overcoats Season Four Kickstarter will launch in a month. Find out more on the blog.

[july-19th-club]

Without Magrat, Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax got on one another’s nerves. With her, all three had been able to get on the nerves of absolutely everyone else in the world, which had been a lot more fun.

Terry Pratchett, Maskerade (via july-19th-club)

[captainjonnitkessler]

The TAZ fandom: But Merle should hate Kravitz for causing him to lose an arm

Merle: Hah, I like that guy

Merle, having just learned he was forced to forget 100+ years of his life by someone he considered a friend: WHOA hey guys, don’t overreact, anyway can I hug Lucretia or would that be weird

Merle “incapable of holding a grudge” Highchurch, greeting the personification of nihilism who is hell-bent on destroying all of reality and who has personally killed him 50+ times: Oh hey buddy watcha up to

[rionsuke]

Merle taking to an innocent 10 year old boy detective:

[stonebluerue]

Wait did griffin mcelroy really just make the big bad of his campaign discontentment and disatisfaction and frustration with life and then proceed to say closing yourself off might protect you from those negative emotions but it will hurt you in the end and running away might help temporarily but the problem will just keep coming back and the only way to deal with the problem is to rely on the bonds you forge with others and face it. I love this podcast

[infinite-bag-of-boys]

BEHOLD! Every Balance arc (plus one Lunar Interlude)!! I’m so proud of these i wanna print them out and have them tattooed on my ass

[Here There Be Gerblins: x] [Murder on the Rockport Limited: x] [Petals to the Metal: x] [The Crystal Kingdom: x] [The Eleventh Hour: x] [The Suffering Game: x] [Lunar Interlude V: x] [The Stolen Century: x] [Story and Song: x]