Falling More In Love With The Distance

My name is Liv, 20, Single and terrified to mingle. I live in the land of freedom, 'Merica. And I write gay porn. Definitely go check out my About Me page-----Prompt Box:Open!----

[heywhoaeasytiger]

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

[kadenonio]

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

[andythanfiction-deactivated2017]

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.

[serenastuckey]

I started on the left and laughed, until near the end when I began to cry and experience actual physical pain in my heart.

[dunflower]

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

[imaginethedarkerside]

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

[smallspaceplant]

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

[eoliveson]

This belongs here.

[the-funny-pics-deactivated20170]

Yes

[goofygrandpa-deactivated2014020]

[broomsticksandpaddles]

Jason Isaacs on being Lucius Malfoy

“Annoyingly handsome” yep 

[braincloud9]

That’s an excellent phrase: “annoyingly handsome”

We understand that feel, bro

[artificeaion]

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

[4me4us]

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

[mo0ndoll]

Smooth as fuck

[greelin]

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

[joshpeck]

when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is

[brielarsan]

"It’s been ten years, what have you been up to?"

[skypestripper]

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

[korpsekobain]

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

[jasonapham]

Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

[redstainedledger]

#as you wish

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

[youmeatalltimejalex-blog]

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this

[sluttiestkitten-deactivated2015]

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

[sexhaver]

[thatdarnwaffleopolis]

Oh no.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Oh no.

[skellyscoo]

Oh no.

[adgerelli]

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

[bip-bop-bam]

the pin

[adgerelli]

OH NO