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Br¡. advocate of kindness, badassery, and all things mental health. other blog: momitsaesthetic

[thebootydiaries]

me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

[the2headedcalf-moved]

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

[3000s]

obsessed w the way my sister names her spotify playlists

[glumshoe]

baseball really is the best sport for vampires

[holy-anxiety-batman]

Explain

[glumshoe]

bats

[romcommunist]

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[nerdjpg]

*gets sad* 

me: how can i turn this into a #relatable post and capitalize off of my decreasing self worth?

[thebootydiaries]

me 2 the outside world: yeah i don't really care for personality quizzes

me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

[plasticcflower]

i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose

[bloodstonegoth]

[shingojira]

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[h-medicinalis]

Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop

[distinguishedbaloney]

[teuer]