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@youngkingwizard
i am his
ft. @youvebeenwarned~
You can’t go to parties w your white friend man
That’s a great way to ruin your friendship.
Cuz they hit you up like
“Hey, dude, go to my bro’s party with me this weekend.”
And you think it’s a lil weird, and you like “oh ion know man, that’s not really-”
But they like
“No, man, trust me. It’ll be fun.”
So, you go.
You get to the lawn, and all you see is white folks, far as the eye can see.
So, now you standing on the sidewalk like
But your homie like
“What are we waiting for? Let’s go!”
So, yall go in. The music not that great, but they got bottles on bottles on bottles, so you cool. Yall ain’t even been there an hour, and you already kinda toasted.
And that’s when shit start going south.
So, you chillin on the couch with the only other black person there.
He seems cool enough. And that’s when it happens.
You just sitting there, shooting the shit, and you hear
“You don’t even know what you’re talking about, nigga”
And everything stops.
So, you sitting there like
And buddy next to you keeps talking like nothing happened.
So you’re like “whoa, whoa. did you hear what she said?”
And he’s like “Who her?”
“–Yeah man she cool though. She the homie.”
“Anyway–”
So now, you just sitting there like
You mad as hell, but you don’t see your homie nowhere, and she your ride.
So, you like ‘lemme get up and find her, I gotta get out of here.’
You walk around for a few minutes, and then you catch her eye
And then, the music changes
“We’re gonna skate to one song and one song only. Ball so hard mfs wanna fine me”
So they all screaming and fist pumping and you just looking around like
And your friend across the room, drunk af, lookin at you like
“i’m so sorry”
Luckily, they all too busy in the mosh pit to rap along to Jay Z part
So, you sitting there like
Then Ye part come on and they like
“What’s gucci, my nigga?”
“Got my niggas in Paris!”
“These other niggas is lyin’”
So, you had enough.
You get to your friend like
“Sober up, hoe, we goin’ home.”
So, now, you in the car with your newly ex homie like
She tryna apologize and shit.
“I’m just so sorry. I had no idea they–”
“Naw, just get me home, man.”
You get home and get to the front door like
“Never gon forgive that hoe for this.”
So , you see her at school the next day. She like
“Oh… Hey.”
You like
“Sup”
She like
“Omg, I tried to call you all night. I had no idea. That was not cool.”
And you flip like
“Bitch, you damn right that shit wasnt cool! Fuck you even have me in there for? These mfs in there sayin nigga this, nigga that. Knowin damn well the whole function looked like a mfn scantron w two of the fuckin bubbles filled in”
Now everybody in the hallway staring at you like
Now, you like
So, like yeah. I’m not saying I;m speaking from experience or whatever. But don’t ever go to a party w your white friend
how appropriate that OP uses as a proxy for themselves a like 5 year old bratty child
She’s four and three fourths, you uncultured swine
LMAOO !! BUWHAHAHA !!
Damn soooonnn
i just avoid it and say no at the jump i can’t fight the entire race
This is why I love @tchalisew
Always Reblog :)
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
Teen Titans as actual teens
@steadypickingmyfro Raven
Ahhhh I love this
when will the lies end, kevin?
“Hey man, take my picture!”
“I can’t do it. It’s too dark.”
“Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.”
“Are you homeless?”
“Yes, I am.”
“How long have you been homeless?”
“15 years. I’ve been in Boston 8 months. Before that I was in Washington, Virginia, New York, Philadelphia, Louisiana, Florida…”
“Why didn’t you stay in Florida? It’s so much warmer.”
“I wanted to see my family. But they don’t want to see me. They don’t understand depression. They treat me like dirt. Homeless people treat me better than my family.”
“And what happened 15 years ago? How did you end up on the streets?”
“I tried to burn myself twice. I had 30 surgeries. I was dead two times, but God brought me back. I don’t know why.”
“And why did you do it?”
“I was depressed. Why you crying?”
“Because you are a beautiful person, and my family is really messed up, and I’ve been very depressed. I think I can understand you.”
“Yes, I am a good person. And when you take people’s pictures, don’t disrespect them.”
“No, man, I won’t. I like people. That’s why I take their pictures.”
“And when you make your portfolio, don’t denigrate people. Let the pictures speak for themselves.”
“I will. Are you safe on the streets?”
“Yes, I am…And now I have $8 to buy me some food.”
“That’s all I have. Next time I see you, I will give you more.”
“No, man. It ain’t all about money. Give me a hug. And next time you see me, give me a hug again. And thanks for taking my picture.”
One of my favorite posts.
The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash
then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.