here to commit crimes

[your-local-conman]

love is stored in the ":)" actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

funniest mistake you've ever made that seemed like a good idea at the time?

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

Balancing on a wobbly tree trunk to pull my friends out of a mud bog and promptly falling in as I tried to pull up someone that was heavier than me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

deeply enjoyed that mental imagery, thank you kindly!

[your-local-conman]

Salsa in my spaghetti :(

[themedicalstate]

Anatomical studies and drawings by Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519), known as one of the pivotal figures in the development of Western art, was also one of the most original and perceptive anatomists of his or any other era. Although he spent over 25 years investigating the workings of the human body, only a few friends and associates had any intimation of the extent of his medical research. He never taught the subject and never published any of his findings. 

Source: Leonardo Da Vinci: The Mechanics of Man (by Martin Clayton and Ronald Philo); Royal Collection Trust

[your-local-conman]

Oh hell yeah look at those bones im using these bad boys later

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What are your scariest fun facts about the ocean?

this bitch

[flowerbleedme]

This is why you’re banned is schools Gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this specific photo is, in fact, the reason i’m blocked at one school in particular

[17th-century-turnip]

*coughs*

I’ll raise ya in terms of sheer oddity, have this lovely little bastard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

those are Telescopefish, and the first one is a Hatchetfish! Have some more of the same :)

[your-local-conman]

I’m going to do my bio presentation on these things and none of you can stop me

[your-local-conman]

its six am and i have nowhere else to rant but being left handed fuckin sucks i was drawing for five seconds and rubbed my face and now im an honorary member of the blue man group

[rebelrollerqueen]

trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

[your-local-conman]

fuck yeah i love me some unmixed quick-dry cement

[your-local-conman]

ok so i just want you all to know that  the italian equivalent of pouring the milk before the cereal is pouring the spaghetti sauce before the noodles

anyways brb gonna go make spaghetti

[your-local-conman]

before you set high expectations of what i post here i want you all to know that i pour the milk before the cereal