We’re All Sluts Round Here

Hi I’m Lucy and I’m screaming all the time, 25y/o, she/her don’t be weird🫶 MDNI

[your-local-mom-whore]

Missing writing too bad my creativity was murdered

[your-local-mom-whore]

Consider this blog dead.

[sincerelywhistler]

YOU! ARE YOU THE ONE WITH THE HOT VAMP OC I SEE EVERYWHERE?!

If you’re referring to the goth nightclub owner who looks like he’d call you names and ask for your number in the same sentence, then yes ;)

Speaking of… tossing his Monarchal Summit outfit to the crowd🍷

[pycth]

Oh no, Hydrus, that’s not—

(Cebalrai belongs to @sincerelywhistler <3)

Teaching your ancient demon lover how to show affection—successful??

(Original from @/VIVSIES on Twitter)

[sincerelywhistler]

Random Redacted Headcanons

Life’s been busy so take these in place of my usual content~

• Vincent uses a water pick to brush his teeth

• Cam gets extremely car sick :/

• William has a handful of unpublished books he’s written over the years, mostly dark fantasies

• David was an IVF baby. Mama Shaw had a handful of complications during her pregnancy, so they were happy to be a one and done family. That baby was so, so loved and welcomed… and expensive lol

• Morgan has always wanted to slow dance with somebody in the kitchen like a total sap

• Porter travels abroad solo often. He’s confident in his skills to navigate foreign countries and has learned all the useful tips and tricks to make the most of his time

• Huxley very enthusiastically participates in the rubber duck on the Jeep dashboard bit, and if he’s honest it was half of the appeal of owning a Jeep in the first place

• Asher has lost just about every tube of chapstick he’s ever bought

• Alexis still keeps her mother’s old wedding dress in a fancy box tucked far away into her attic. Frustratingly, she often found herself daydreaming about wearing it when she and Sam were something of an item. She’d shake the thoughts away as fast as they snuck up on her (sorry)

• Vega thinks that his eyes are genuinely so beautiful and unique, and he thinks that they’re his best visual feature, even above any muscle or height

• Ollie really wants a moped. Baby blue. And one day, it’ll be the coolest thing he’s ever owned. Just you wait.

[pycth]

Happy Easter to me 🐰 (Suggestive 🔞)

Bunny Lasko is my favorite Lasko<33

[sincerelywhistler]

Quick Monroe piece while I’m in between Redacted projects 🍷

(Asher’s up next 🤞)

[pycth]

Sleepy Demon

Human form Hydrus, my beloved<33

It’s been awhile since I’ve drawn my miserable fish man, oh how I’ve missed you so much 💙

Hoping to share more of him with yall soon~

(Bonus of @sincerelywhistler ‘s Cebalrai—)

[pycth]

REDACTED OC ‼️

The amount of ocs I’ve made while away is actually insane, but this is the first step to introducing them (Not including Hydrus and Michael who you’ve already met, but maybe I’ll reintroduce them at some point) and where better to pop off than with this fucker right here—

Taken Care Of By Frat Guy At A Party | Audio RP | [M4A]

Name: Noah Baz (Formerly Noah L. Woods)

Age: Biologically—20

Chronologically—38

Died: 2006 (?)

Height: 6’1”

Orientation: Unlabeled “It’s all the same in the dark”

Gender: Cis Male (He/Him)

Species: Unempowered Human (Formerly) Vampire (Currently)

Occupation: Prince of House Baz

A few headcanons-

- Noah was the President of ALPHA PHI KAPPA back at his old college. He has since taken the name and given it to his new frat. He runs the only frat house on the D.A.M.N. campus.

- He was originally turned on a dare at a party his frat was hosting. His maker was the heir to the house he currently belongs to. After his maker’s unexpected death, he became next in line for the crown.

- Being a part of one of the oldest vampires houses, a lot of the members took some time to get used to Noah especially after he became prince. Someone of his era and energy was a lot to comprehend, but they’ve since then grown very attached to him almost like a family pet.

- He is very close friends with Vincent and was a big enabler to his rebellious years back in the day.

- Always has a red solo cup or flask in his hand wherever he goes.

- He wears sunglasses despite no reason for needing them. Rarely takes em off.

- He has a lower back tattoo that says “Lucky You”

- You know exactly what he sounds like.

(Some bonus doodles I did in his making + the post that first inspired it all—)

[angelicaether]

2nd Annual Sky Side Valentine's Exchange!

Hello again! It's been a whole year since the first card exchange we did at the Sky Side discord server and we're back at it again! Thank you for everyone who participated, I love seeing y'alls creativity and its always wonderful to be a part of! The person who made the card will be tagged above the images of their card ^^ Please enjoy!

@kilarthmac - Hush

@androgynouspenguinexpert - Ivan

@mr-laveau - Gavin

@sheriwallace123 - Asher

This is mine ^^ - Hush

@cashandprizes - Huxley

@riathepinkie - Geordi

@astraybird - Ollie

@agentplutonium - David

@autisticempathydaemon - Gavin

@me10dys - Porter

@your-local-mom-whore - Blake

@deviarisa - Milo

@pycth - Guy

@lovelylonerliterature - Sam

Thank you again to all the participants including the few not show cased here! I appreciate all y'all do and I'm so grateful that y'all enjoy my silly events ^^ Happy belated Valentine's Day!

[your-local-mom-whore]

ANOTHER VALENTINES CARD EXCHANGEEEEE

My beloved talented friends at it again, look at them all💞 Thank you my dear aether for holding this event again it’s always so so fun to do and see everyone’s creativity

[sincerelywhistler]

Doctor, doctor! 🌹

Wolf-Rayet may be shy, but today is his favorite holiday, and he wanted to be so brave and show off his lingerie collection for the occasion

[sincerelywhistler]

✮ KARAMBIT ✮

Gloomy Illusory Street Racer

Look man, you’re on MY blog and I’m gonna post all the OCs I want. This time, I Redactedified an OC I’ve already had for years because the world needed more fucked up freaks.

Steps to becoming insufferable (Karambit’s Version):

1) Sign up to be a clown scare actor for halloween to fuck with and play mind games with the park goers

2) Go viral for being a freak in public spooky sexual style

3) Become an internet sensation so you can post horny thirst traps, cringe POV scenarios, and (honestly impressive) magic tricks in your emo clown getup

4) Harass your coworkers at your diner day job because you hate your life

5) Cheat and play dirty every racing match because you’re a massive dick with no regard for other people if it means you can win

6) Literally kill people once in a blue moon and get away with it because you’re both an Illusory who is bored out of your mind and an absolutely insatiable adrenaline junkie

7) Never cook your own meals or clean your apartment ever

8) Be a slut

Pinterest Board:

120 Karambit ideas in 2025 | black and white clown, hot emo guys, clown clothes

Feb 8, 2025 - Gloomy Illusory Street Racer [Redacted OC]. See more ideas about black and white clown, hot emo guys, clown clothes.

[pycth]

do you have a sweetheart design yet…

I don’t have nor do I think I’ll be making one because @sincerelywhistler ‘s Sweetheart is already canon in my mind, so you should definitely go check them out~

[sincerelywhistler]

confess.

Happy birthday, priest fucker @your-local-mom-whore

(priest!vega)

[your-local-mom-whore]

WHISTLER JESUS FUCKING CHRISTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FUCKING INSANE, NO LIKE YALL DONT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING IMPECCABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT

I LOVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BITCH

[pycth]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY 💙✨

It’s my dearest beloved @your-local-mom-whore ‘s special day so I’m here to bless your timeline with this stunning woman of hers, Andromeda. One of the best pieces I’ve ever made I’d have to say~

The original—

[your-local-mom-whore]

PYCTH WHEN I CATCH YOU OH MY GODDDDD, MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL SHE IS SO STUNNING IN EVERY WAY YOU DID HER SO RIGHT. THE DETAILS THE COLORS EVERYTHING IM SCREAMING ABOUT IT

Fun fact for y’all, when I was first brainstorming and trying to find a concept or vibe for Andromeda, I remembered this photo shoot and knew that was the energy I needed for her. So to see her in the actual thing means more than I can say. Thank you so much pycth I love it and I LOVE YOUUUUUU

[venuslove-28]

commission for @sandypuppet of milo and their sweetheart oc !!! so fun to do tysm for the support <3

check out my kofi for comms !

[your-local-mom-whore]

🫵 you changed your pfp (and confused the hell out of me). It’s super cute!

Thank you! It’s by the beloved @androgynouspenguinexpert as stated in my bio. Everyone should look at her art because she’s iconic. My pfp is meeeee